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Am I pregnant?

  • 24-09-2011 3:03pm
    #1
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭


    So I've missed my period again.
    I've also been sick in the mornings and felt quite tired during the day.
    I've also experienced mild headaches. Along with all of this my back has been quite sore, and I've had food cravings.
    I don't think I'm ready to be a father and I've no idea who the mother is.
    What do I do? :(


Comments

  • #2
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    wake up


  • #3
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Shove a wire brush down your japs eye and another up your hoop and that'll save you getting the boat to England to do the dirty deed!

    You horrible, horrible man.........and you slut!!!


  • #4
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    pregnant.jpg


  • #5
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Is it mine?


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSe0WEx2TSrbAAkoimtu_CvnTsGQIJjt_G4R0tV4nC8PYB3nObUYQ
    Nah..I blame Matt
    god damn it Matt


  • #6
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    You need to pee on the your keyboard so we can do a urine test.


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  • #7
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I haven't done the test but I'm starting to see the bump. I must be up for fecking duff.
    How much do people pay to adopt?


  • #8
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I haven't done the test but I'm starting to see the bump. I must be up for fecking duff.
    How much do people pay to adopt?

    Are you sure its not wind?


  • #9
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    I'll adopt you Teddy :cool:


  • #10
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    chucken1 wrote: »
    I'll adopt you Teddy :cool:
    Sold!


  • #11
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You tramp


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  • #12
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Are you sure its not wind?
    I'm 25% sure it's not wind. I think it may be something or someone foreign:eek:


  • #13
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You Tramp


  • #14
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    hondasam wrote: »
    You Tramp
    So you are talking to me then. I thought you meant Chuck


  • #15
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Hey :mad: Hes my tramp!


  • #16
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    HOW'ERYACHUCK


  • #17
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Im fineeeeeeeeeee


  • #18
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    ye are both Tramps


  • #19
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I was at the Obstetrician and she said I can't be pregnant though because I'm a man (with penis) and that it's vary rare for men to become pregnant. :confused:


  • #20
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    You're not getting any cake :p


  • #21
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I was at the Obstetrician and she said I can't be pregnant though because I'm a man (with penis) and that it's vary rare for men to become pregnant. :confused:

    Are you a man or not, Prick or not? have a look
    chucken1 wrote: »
    You're not getting any cake :p

    Not if he is fat all ready.


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  • #22
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    hondasam wrote: »
    Are you a man or not, Prick or not? have a look



    Not if he is fat all ready.
    Chuck was talking to you;)


  • #23
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Chuck was talking to you;)

    Don't think so and anyway's I don't eat cake.


  • #24
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    If Chuck was talking to me it would have been phrased differently and this :p would have been excluded.
    :cool:


  • #25
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Shur up, I'm not playing with you any more


  • #26
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Sorry, it'll never happen again. :(


  • #27
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    how sorry are you?


  • #28
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    As sorry as Bertie Ahern was that time he appeared on RTÉ news and shed a few tears.


  • #29
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    who is the boss of you??????? don't mention that gobsheens name again


  • #30
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Boss of me...
    WTF???
    bring-out-the-gimp.jpg


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  • #31
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    That's a scary pic


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