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Rename your ex girlfriends...

  • 24-09-2011 1:06am
    #1
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭


    we all knew a jennifer ,or a sharon ,or a louise or a karen...

    but when they left us...their names changed.


    MIDGET DWARF HEAD WRECK CNUT FCUK...for example was what one of mine turned into.

    amzing really..


Comments

  • #2
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,008 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Wild Mountain Badger. :pac:


  • #3
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    Big massive tits girl


  • #4
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    no they always had names. The messer, the pisser, one that reminded me of brian cowen so I called her brian cowen, not to her face mind. She now reminds me of Rory Mcilroy so I'll call her that from now on.


  • #5
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    Kanoe wrote: »
    no they always had names. The messer, the pisser, one that reminded me of brian cowen so I called her brian cowen, not to her face mind. She now reminds me of Rory Mcilroy so I'll call her that from now on.

    Some ugly ex's you have there.


  • #6
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    yep.


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  • #7
    Jess16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭Jess16


    Guys spending their Friday night group-bitching about ex-girlfriends over the internet -it's like a modern day country and western song


  • #8
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    They're all dead. It would be disrespectful to call them names I think.


  • #9
    PinkFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭PinkFly


    My names Louise what does that mean? =(


  • #10
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    PinkFly wrote: »
    My names Louise what does that mean? =(
    google says famous warrior


  • #11
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Napper Hawkins wrote: »
    They're all dead. It would be disrespectful to call them names I think.
    Were they dead before or after you were going out with them?


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  • #12
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Best Blowjob Ever

    man I miss her...


  • #13
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Shallow Grave

    *cough*


  • #14
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Were they dead before or after you were going out with them?


    Yes.


  • #15
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,008 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Jess16 wrote: »
    Guys spending their Friday night group-bitching about ex-girlfriends over the internet -it's like a modern day country and western song

    Wow, wow, wow!!!!

    It's Saturday morning. :D


  • #16
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    Jess16 wrote: »
    Guys spending their Friday night group-bitching about ex-girlfriends over the internet -it's like a modern day country and western song
    and I'm not bitchin, just stating facts loike. (the messer because it rhymed with her name, the pisser because ..well because. and brian had big lips and then failed to make it into the open.)


  • #17
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    Wow, wow, wow!!!!

    It's Saturday morning. :D

    Wow, how time flies when you're having a vigorous sad-**** over that MIDGET DWARF HEAD WRECK CNUT FCUK who just broke your heart.

    Eh, OP?


  • #18
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Annabel croft, laura palmer, faye dunaway, tia Carrera, annika rice.


  • #19
    Denzil222
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6 ✭Denzil222


    Mary Harney


  • #20
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    My ex-girlfriend had the weirdest fetish. She used to dress up like herself, and then act like a fucking bitch.













    :pac:


  • #21
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Sack of spuds, head wreck, bitch who I hope dies, we could have been good together, classy lady.


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  • #22
    Laisurg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Laisurg


    Head wrecker who used bi polar as an excuse to be a bitch.


  • #23
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Does it matter? ....move on :pac:


  • #24
    happyfounder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26 ✭happyfounder


    just forget them ,start a new life
    Once I rename her as doggy


  • #25
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    macroboy wrote: »
    we all knew a jennifer ,or a sharon ,or a louise or a karen...

    but when they left us...their names changed.


    MIDGET DWARF HEAD WRECK CNUT FCUK...for example was what one of mine turned into.

    amzing really..
    Kanoe wrote: »
    no they always had names. The messer, the pisser, one that reminded me of brian cowen so I called her brian cowen, not to her face mind. She now reminds me of Rory Mcilroy so I'll call her that from now on.
    Kanoe wrote: »
    and I'm not bitchin, just stating facts loike. (the messer because it rhymed with her name, the pisser because ..well because. and brian had big lips and then failed to make it into the open.)
    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    My ex-girlfriend had the weirdest fetish. She used to dress up like herself, and then act like a fucking bitch.
    :pac:
    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Sack of spuds, head wreck, bitch who I hope dies, we could have been good together, classy lady.
    Laisurg wrote: »
    Head wrecker who used bi polar as an excuse to be a bitch.
    happyfounder wrote: »
    just forget them ,start a new life
    Once I rename her as doggy

    Women bashing/name calling thread closed!

    Vent elsewhere.


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