little deaf man riddle

Scrappychimow

Hes the biggest con artist around -he lurks around town and asks for a pound
He points to his ear and says he can't hear
Now he asks for a euro, but he should be assessed by the criminal assets bureau .

Do you know who he is?

Dubh Geannain

Da Bert?

Kidchameleon

That f*cker came up to me recently on O'Connell bridge

chin_grin

Which town.

Ah he's been "outed" on here many a time. Yeah we know about him. Saw him a few weeks ago on D'Olier street. Someone actually gave him some euros, was about to pipe up but thought "f*ck it".

Kevin Duffy

I like his product and marketing technique. It's a great business model all 'round, low overheads, management-owned, flexible trading hours. It's a lesson for us all.

mad m

Has he got black hair and harry potter type glasses?

whadafook

He's a frickin little boll*x. He pulls his stunt round grafton st and spends his ill gotton gains in the bookies behind Davey Byrnes. Not deaf at all shouts at the hourse racing

My name is URL

Financial regulator

WHAT!?

Kevin Duffy

My name is URL wrote: »

Financial regulator

Jaysis, you'd never guess it to look at him.

woodoo

Scrappychimow wrote: »

Hes the biggest con artist around -he lurks around town and asks for a pound
He points to his ear and says he can't hear
Now he asks for a euro, but he should be assessed by the criminal assets bureau .

Do you know who he is?

Roma begger

Poor Uncle Tom

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Jaysis, you'd never guess it to look at him.

They must have cut his pension....

Saila

so what your saying is a man points to his ear and asks for a euro, how is this a con, sounds more like a charity to me

Scrappychimow

Saila wrote: »

so what your saying is a man points to his ear and asks for a euro, how is this a con, sounds more like a charity to me

he lurks around town and asks for a pound...........

DancingQueen:)

I see him around Westmoreland Street a lot, he hassles people at bus stops and tends to get money from tourists waiting on buses to the airport. Usually doesn't ask anyone with earphones in though.

Kidchameleon

chin_grin wrote: »

Which town.

Dublin of course, no where else qualifies I'm afraid.

Scrappychimow

DancingQueen:) wrote: »

Usually doesn't ask anyone with earphones in though.

If he does ,just point to your ear and say you can't hear!

Kidchameleon

We should suggest names for this chap,. I suggest "Pointy McEars".

Scrappychimow

Deaf and Bum

Im Only 71Kg

yeah..the specky c#nt is always in boylesports camden st.

mad m

Im Only 71Kg wrote: »

yeah..the specky c#nt is always in boylesports camden st.

Well if its the same bloke im thinking of, black hair and harry potter glasses, he is from Crumlin Area, always hanging outside Sundrive Superquinn also....He has done this for years and years....He used to have alittle note to give to people to read to get money...

Knacker Dwarf isn't deaf. I'm guessing you're talking about Galway, of course!

Scrappychimow

NO ,not galway or crumlin.
Dublin city.

Kintarō Hattori

I'm 34 and he's at this as long as I can remember.

Profiler

He was at it this evening at the Airport Express/ 11, 16, 46a bus stop on Westmoreland St.

He got money off one person and walked unashamedly and immediately into the Boylesports right beside the Bus Stop.

I've saw him get spoken to by a couple of Gardai Siochana. One made a point of speaking to him quite loudly saying

"You're not deaf, you and I have spoken before... remember... when I've arrested you"

The next time I saw him, I said to him "I know you're not deaf" he couldn't get out of there quickly enough, not before shooting me a dirty look.

EggsAckley

This sounds like a Dustin Hoffman movie, in more ways than one

Profiler

EggsAckley wrote: »

This sounds like a Dustin Hoffman movie, in more ways than one

Are you trying to seduce me Mrs EggsAckley?

Dotrel

Scrappychimow wrote: »

Hes the biggest con artist around -he lurks around town and asks for a pound
He points to his ear and says he can't hear
Now he asks for a euro, but he should be assessed by the criminal assets bureau

Doesn't sound like much of a con tbh. How does he react after you've told him to fúck off (with accompanying gesticulation for his benefit)?

Seachmall

Kidchameleon wrote: »

We should suggest names for this chap,. I suggest "Pointy McEars".

Call him anything you want, he can't hear you.


Yup, I'll get me hat.

Caveman1

I was in a bar in Spain a couple of years back when a man walked in and left little cards on the tables, each card read " I am trying to provide money for my family but cannot get a job as I am deaf, any donations would be helpful" after about 5 mins he picks up the cards from each table hoping people would leave money too, when he picked up the card from my table and walked off I shouted sorry and he turned around, the whole place erupted in laughter and he just walked out

Scrappychimow

He points to his ear

St.Spodo

Bloody hell, that little crook has done that to me at least 4 or 5 times in the last year. He puts his hand out and points to his ear. I got angry with him last time when he persisted.

im invisible

Oh i know, is it a parking meter?

LighterGuy

me confused

So there is this guy, who taps people while saying that riddle or something? .. or points to his ear?