I don't get no respect.

FTGFOP

No respect at all.

Sarky

Quiet, you.

hondasam

you have to earn respect, don't hold your breath.

Deki

how long can you hold your breath?

TeddyTedson

FTGFOP wrote: »

No respect at all.

You don't show yourself respect, so people don't respect you either. You don't even have a name...just letters:eek::(

FTGFOP

It's an acronym: Far Too Good For Ordinary People.

Having said that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqgXzPfAxjo

Deki wrote: »

how long can you hold your breath?

Several seconds.

hondasam wrote: »

you have to earn respect, don't hold your breath.

What if I want to earn respect as a free-diver?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrXQbucZUDA

Sarky wrote: »

Quiet, you.

Oops.

TeddyTedson

I knew I was on the right track all right. You can't teach this kind of insight I have.
So the problem isn't that you don't respect yourself, it's that you think you're too good.
You need to remember we are all equal.
We are just as equal as you, and you are just as equal as I.
Does that mean I am equal to WE.
An emphatic yes.
You see, we treat everyone the same, except for 6 (of someday 12) turtle doves who, who reside as one with me (Teddy)[Tedson].
If you want respect, get your backside off the dole, get a job (in a different country obviously) and settle down with 2.5 children.
I can't learn it all for you sunshiiiine, you need to take initiative. I did it, and look at us now. A Veteran of this very website, regarded in the highest respect.
I wish you well along your journey young friend.
You'll need I somewhat suspect.
Although you're not starting from as far back as we've seen people come in the past. It's just your own ego that places you as a foe.
Once again good luck, regardless of personal differences.
Ted
(Teddy) [Tedson]

hondasam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OncKtzZ2Nc

Matt Holck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9jtQ3rdLrE

Sarky

What's the best way to get 2.5 children? Do you have three and round down by mutilating the last one? Or should you take a load of drugs that make sure the last one is born a midget?

Fago!

Mutilation is key. Why Sarky ol' boy how could you forget that, it's the most famous advice out there. Well by gum Sarks, you wrote it.

Sarky

I know, but lately I've been having second thoughts, because, well, midgets are freaking hilarious.

Fago!

Not really Sarky. I saw a midget once, and he was wearing a pretty offensive tshirt ha that had a picture of a little chicken cub, haha and it said to 5 other baby chicks "wazup ma niggaz" hahahaha god damn that was a funny midget. hahaha

hondasam

Freeking weirdos.

FTGFOP

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I knew I was on the right track all right. You can't teach this kind of insight I have.
So the problem isn't that you don't respect yourself, it's that you think you're too good.

Nah, I was only messing it means Finest Tippy Golden Flowery Orange Pekoe.

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You need to remember we are all equal.
We are just as equal as you, and you are just as equal as I.
Does that mean I am equal to WE.

I don't want to equal wee. Though I might subtract some in a minute... or do I mean factor it out?

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Once again good luck, regardless of personal differences.
Ted
(Teddy) [Tedson]

You're so nice! I love teddies. I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and love you forever (and never use you up).

FTGFOP

Elmyra is leaving now.

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