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Tuesday Funnies

  • 20-09-2011 8:54am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

    "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

    The farmer scratched his head. "You know, Ethel," he finally answered,

    "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."


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    Difference among girls aged
    8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 & 78


    8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

    18 - You tell her a story & take her to bed.

    28 - You don’t have to tell her a story to take her to bed.

    38 - She tells you a story & takes you to bed.

    48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

    58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

    68 - If you take her to bed, that will be a story

    78 - If you take her to bed...that’s the end of her story

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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