Correct way to eat a muffin?

py2006 · 19-09-2011 4:54pm #1

I have a thing for muffins lately, can't get enough of them. Had my first one this year. Why did I wait so long? :eek:

So anyway, I was sitting on my lonesome today in a cafe and ordered myself a nice strawberry muffin and a coffee.

Normally I am given a knife and a saucer so I can cut it into segments and eat it that way. Is that the correct way to eat a muffin? Anyway, today I wasn't given a knife so that got me wondering am I supposed to eat muffin with my hands?. I kinda picked pieces off it and went at it that way. Kinda messy and awkward!

Do you like a but of muffin and how do you like to eat it?

Saila · 19-09-2011 4:55pm

by the top

Mr. Rager · 19-09-2011 4:55pm

I feed it to my dog and then eat its faeces. You should try it

Rockery Woman · 19-09-2011 4:56pm

Pick it up and horse it inta ya!!!

starbelgrade · 19-09-2011 4:56pm

A knife & a saucer to eat a shagging muffin?

Fuckin hell. Just eat the god damn thing!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 19-09-2011 4:58pm

py2006 wrote: »

I have a thing for muffins lately, can't get enough of them. Had my first one this year. Why did I wait so long? :eek:

So anyway, I was sitting on my lonesome today in a cafe and ordered myself a nice strawberry muffin and a coffee.

Normally I am given a knife and a saucer so I can cut it into segments and eat it that way. Is that the correct way to eat a muffin? Anyway, today I wasn't given a knife so that got me wondering am I supposed to eat muffin with my hands?. I kinda picked pieces off it and went at it that way. Kinda messy and awkward!

Do you like a but of muffin and how do you like to eat it?

Place in mouth, chew, swallow.

Temptamperu · 19-09-2011 4:58pm

yeah just pick it apart with your hands.

I suppose you eat a kebab on a plate with a knife and fork too ye posho :pac:

Benny_Cake · 19-09-2011 5:00pm

Tearing it to shreds and devouring it works for me.Have I being doing something wrong?

stupidusername · 19-09-2011 5:02pm

The ones with lots of shizzle on top i'd take off the top,eat the boring part and then nom my way through the top.the triple chocolate muffins in heuston station are the best for this.

Saila · 19-09-2011 5:02pm

with your knees elbows

py2006 · 19-09-2011 5:03pm

Temptamperu wrote: »

yeah just pick it apart with your hands.

I suppose you eat a kebab on a plate with a knife and fork too ye posho :pac:

I actually went through a phase were I would eat sandwiches and pizzas with a knife and fork!! :eek:

I was convinced they tasted better that way!!

19-09-2011 5:04pm

py2006 wrote: »

I actually went through a phase were I would eat sandwiches and pizzas with a knife and fork!! :eek:

I was convinced they tasted better that way!!

are you mad in the head

py2006 · 19-09-2011 5:05pm

bluewolf wrote: »

are you mad in the head

a bit yea, why?

19-09-2011 5:05pm

just checking

Isard · 19-09-2011 5:06pm

I wish I had your problems...

phasers · 19-09-2011 5:06pm

Eat the top, throw the rest away.

Saila · 19-09-2011 5:07pm

py2006 wrote: »

a bit yea, why?

cause you eat sandwhich's with a knife and fork

Captain_Generic · 19-09-2011 5:07pm

You have to assault it with your face.

And pizza does taste better with a knife and fork...

Saila · 19-09-2011 5:09pm

Captain_Generic wrote: »

And pizza does taste better with a knife and fork...

well there's no melting your top lip and roof of mouth thats for sure ..so considering you have more taste buds left to taste the meal, it does in fact taste better!

Danbo! · 19-09-2011 5:09pm

Remove paper, eat bottom part, eat top part. Move onto muffin 2.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 19-09-2011 5:09pm

There are strawberry muffins now?

Hogzy · 19-09-2011 5:10pm

21 posts and no mention of a vagina. Im shocked :eek:

What has after hours become?

Captain_Generic · 19-09-2011 5:11pm

Hogzy wrote: »

21 posts and no mention of a vagina. Im shocked :eek:

What has after hours become?

A bunch of vagina's?

py2006 · 19-09-2011 5:11pm

Landyn Thundering Spaciousness wrote: »

There are strawberry muffins now?

Thats exactly what I said to the girl in the cafe!

py2006 · 19-09-2011 5:12pm

Hogzy wrote: »

21 posts and no mention of a vagina. Im shocked :eek:

What has after hours become?

Well I would hardly be eating that in a cafe now!

Saila · 19-09-2011 5:12pm

Hogzy wrote: »

21 posts and no mention of a vagina. Im shocked :eek:

What has after hours become?

muffin top, is muffin top, nothing to do with the vag

Ruu_Old · 19-09-2011 5:13pm

Stare at the muffin for a good 20-30 minutes and absorb the taste. Yum!

Creamy Goodness · 19-09-2011 5:13pm

eating a muffin is a lot like eating an orange.

Hogzy · 19-09-2011 5:14pm

Saila wrote: »

muffin top, is muffin top, nothing to do with the vag

Think Again

Kya1976 · 19-09-2011 5:17pm

I only eat the top part of the muffin, just break it off and enjoy:D

Saila · 19-09-2011 5:20pm

Hogzy wrote: »

Think Again

oh they're class!

py2006 · 19-09-2011 5:22pm

Kya1976 wrote: »

I only eat the top part of the muffin, just break it off and enjoy:D

Well thats the way I approached it today but it was messy. It breaks apart in your hand. Gettin bits of strawberry around my mouth! Must have looked like a baby with chocolate all over their face!

Kya1976 · 19-09-2011 5:27pm

py2006 wrote: »

Well thats the way I approached it today but it was messy. It breaks apart in your hand. Gettin bits of strawberry around my mouth! Must have looked like a baby with chocolate all over their face!

It's the only way to approach it tbh, just aim for your mouth rather than the side of it:p

py2006 · 19-09-2011 5:30pm

Kya1976 wrote: »

It's the only way to approach it tbh, just aim for your mouth rather than the side of it:p

I want another muffin now to try it out! hah!

Kya1976 · 19-09-2011 5:31pm

py2006 wrote: »

I want another muffin now to try it out! hah!

I had one earlier nomnomnom
Go for it!:D

Sarn · 19-09-2011 5:38pm

I tend to peel it apart. Alternatively, a teaspoon works well if you want to keep your hands clean. The added benefit is that if you're having a cup of tea and a chocolate muffin you can heat the spoon up in the tea first and get some melted chocolatey goodness.

py2006 · 19-09-2011 6:45pm

Sarn wrote: »

I tend to peel it apart. Alternatively, a teaspoon works well if you want to keep your hands clean. The added benefit is that if you're having a cup of tea and a chocolate muffin you can heat the spoon up in the tea first and get some melted chocolatey goodness.

Well you see, if like me, you use cutlery with a muffin you are a 'poshy'.

I hate sticky fingers though!

Wetai · 19-09-2011 6:47pm

I remember on school tours to Bundoran, there was that place that does Hot chocolate muffins + ice cream - was great! Not as nice when you do them at home, for some reason.

Gordon · 19-09-2011 6:51pm

Hold on to paper wrapping on bottom with left hand, bite off half of the top bit, then the other half, then unwrap one side of bottom paper and eat that bit, then the other bottom half. 4 bites is the maximum that you need.

I've found myself eating pizza with a knife and fork recently because the cheese from the remainder of the slice either comes off the base and scalds my hand, or in the fight to stop that from happening, I burn the roof of my mouth. Now that I don't worry about burning myself I find pizza much more enjoyable. Tres enjoyable.

py2006 · 19-09-2011 7:00pm

LiamN wrote: »

I remember on school tours to Bundoran, there was that place that does Hot chocolate muffins + ice cream - was great! Not as nice when you do them at home, for some reason.

Muffins with ice cream? nice

cocoshovel · 19-09-2011 7:05pm

I east thin crust pizza with knife and fork mostly. I also eat the first half of the kebab with a fork, as its too messy to pick up at that stage.
But not a muffin, I just start biting bits out of it yanno?

py2006 · 19-09-2011 7:08pm

cocoshovel wrote: »

I east thin crust pizza with knife and fork mostly. I also eat the first half of the kebab with a fork, as its too messy to pick up at that stage.
But not a muffin, I just start biting bits out of it yanno?

who is yanno?

Dan133269 · 19-09-2011 7:20pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKPSihsJzes

cocoshovel · 19-09-2011 7:31pm

py2006 wrote: »

who is yanno?

It like "you know" except yanno? yanno?!

af_thefragile · 19-09-2011 7:34pm

You pick up the muffin and carefully peel off the paper.
Then throw away the muffin and eat the paper....

snkly · 19-09-2011 7:37pm

#firstworldproblems

previous user · 20-09-2011 1:29pm

fjsanchez wrote: »

I feed it to my dog and then eat its faeces. You should try it

sik fuk :pac:

Ms. Pingui · 20-09-2011 1:53pm

py2006 wrote: »

I actually went through a phase were I would eat sandwiches and pizzas with a knife and fork!! :eek:

I was convinced they tasted better that way!!

My sister does this. Drives me mad! It looks like way too much effort!

kylith · 20-09-2011 2:27pm

Jesus, it's only a big bun! Pick it up and bite it.

billybudd · 20-09-2011 2:28pm

with a coffee, newspaper and on a nice sunny island.

Killer Wench · 20-09-2011 2:29pm

Wait... an American style muffin which resembles a cupcake or an English style muffin that resembles a discus?

Correct way to eat a muffin?

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