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Hatchets. Tenner. Lidl.

  • 19-09-2011 1:06pm
    #1
    jayteecork
    Site Banned Posts: 5,676 ✭✭✭


    Look daycint enough.

    Well made.

    Perfect for all your hatchet needs!

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  • #2
    Liam O
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,584 ✭✭✭✭Liam O


    american-psycho.jpg


  • #3
    jayteecork
    Site Banned Posts: 5,676 ✭✭✭jayteecork


    Hatchet_Poster.jpg


  • #4
    IRCA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 385 ✭✭IRCA


    jayteecork wrote: »
    Look daycint enough.

    Well made.

    Perfect for all your hatchet needs!

    photo1148.jpg

    Uploaded with ImageShack.us

    Perfect - add a few cans of Excelsior and 2 litres of Cider - A winning combo!!!


  • #5
    dowtchaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭dowtchaboy


    Fill your chopping cart!


  • #6
    peckerhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭peckerhead


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  • #7
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


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  • #8
    00sully
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭00sully


    owwwwwwwww my hatchet wound! :eek:


  • #9
    harry21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭harry21


    Thats hatchet


  • #10
    DaveGefow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 ✭DaveGefow


    Hereeessss Johnny


  • #11
    muletide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭muletide


    Now all I need is a burglar


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  • #12
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    I'll see your hatchet and raise you an axe or sledge hammer

    http://www.aldi.ie/ie/html/offers/special_buys3_18359.htm


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  • #13
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,227 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Is this in every chop?


  • #14
    Onikage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,451 ✭✭✭Onikage


    misery_l.jpg

    Bit of trivia for you: in the book version she uses a hatchet!


  • #15
    run_Forrest_run
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,463 ✭✭✭run_Forrest_run


    excellent lads, I needed a good laugh this morning.


  • #16
    Tabnabs
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,788 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg


  • #17
    I love Joan Burton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 248 ✭✭I love Joan Burton


    jayteecork wrote: »
    Look daycint enough.

    Well made.

    Perfect for all your hatchet needs!

    photo1148.jpg

    Uploaded with ImageShack.us

    Thats all very well, but how do i shoot web?


  • #18
    Tony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,340 ✭✭✭✭Tony


    very sharp witted thread to be blunt about it

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  • #19
    achiman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭achiman


    Tony wrote: »
    very sharp witted thread to be blunt about it

    come on get a grip ...:D


  • #20
    Tony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,340 ✭✭✭✭Tony


    Tried that but ended up in a splinter group

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  • #21
    mathie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    Tony wrote: »
    very sharp witted thread to be blunt about it

    Apart from hatchet pun.


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  • #22
    Doodlebug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭Doodlebug


    The title of this thread joins the proud lineup of best headlines evar!

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  • #23
    dowtchaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭dowtchaboy


    If there's none left on display


    you can always axe.......


  • #24
    achiman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭achiman


    Tony wrote: »
    Tried that but ended up in a splinter group

    :D


  • #25
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    jayteecork wrote: »
    Hatchet_Poster.jpg
    FFS Americans - that's an axe!


  • #26
    I love Joan Burton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 248 ✭✭I love Joan Burton


    Does anyone have any idea of the effectiveness of these for chopping bone?


  • #27
    I love Joan Burton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 248 ✭✭I love Joan Burton


    I moustache you a question but im shaving it for later


  • #28
    JoseJones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 612 ✭✭✭JoseJones


    I love Joan Burton wrote: »
    Does anyone have any idea of the effectiveness of these for chopping bone?

    No but I wouldn't mind trying it on Joan Burton.


  • #29
    mikehunts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 371 ✭✭mikehunts


    hatchet-face11.jpg
    Hatchet face.......


  • #30
    achiman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭achiman


    this thread has me in knots


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  • #31
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,227 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Pity these arent part of their 'buy one get one tree' deals.


  • #32
    I love Joan Burton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 248 ✭✭I love Joan Burton


    thesandeman wrote: »
    Pity these arent part of their 'buy one get one tree' deals.

    I was about to axe was there any promotion but though i might be cut down to size


  • #33
    Tony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,340 ✭✭✭✭Tony


    thesandeman wrote: »
    Pity these arent part of their 'buy one get one tree' deals.

    Maybe some branches might have this .

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  • #34
    Sappy404
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,201 ✭✭✭Sappy404


    Fantastic. I picked up one of these last night along with the latest Phil Collins CD after I heard that weasel Paul Allen had a reservation at Dorsia.

    I showed it to him later on. It was... a laugh riot.

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  • #35
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    I bought the large breakers bar and the sledge hammer and axe in Aldi this morning.

    All seem good quality and the Hickory handles are thick enough and long enough to take a good swing at things.

    Allready used the breakers bar to lift up some old floorboards.

    Great bit of kit that has made my life so much easier today.:)


  • #36
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Pic of the items mentioned by me above.


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  • #37
    vectra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,626 ✭✭✭✭vectra


    I Split my side laughing at this thread :D


  • #38
    tfitzgerald
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    The answers in this thread are excellent well done all . I bet ye are all a chop off the old block


  • #39
    Tony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,340 ✭✭✭✭Tony


    Its certainly kindled up some interest

    I'll get me coat

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  • #40
    number10a
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭number10a


    I'd actually be petrified working at the till while this offer is going on!!


  • #41
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    number10a wrote: »
    I'd actually be petrified working at the till while this offer is going on!!


    You cant buy these items unless you are 18 or over.

    I was asked for ID in Aldi this morning,and Im in my early 30,s.

    I took it s a compliment and joked about it with my missus,that I looked younger than she did.:D


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  • #42
    longhalloween
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    Bought one today with 48 cans of galahad, a few can of whipped cream and a jumbo box of condoms.

    I got asked for ID too...by the guards...


  • #43
    Keith186
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭Keith186


    Threads getting old...

    In before the Chop!


  • #44
    DesperateDan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,587 ✭✭✭DesperateDan


    Dades wrote: »
    FFS Americans - that's an axe!

    In America, the deoderant Lynx is is called Axe, Why?!


  • #45
    touts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,588 ✭✭✭touts


    Was going to joke about how some people would see them as great wedding favours but figured that might get my account chopped :-)


  • #46
    DamoRed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭DamoRed


    DesperateDan wrote: »
    In America, the deoderant Lynx is is called Axe, Why?!


    They like to appeal to the sharp dressed man.


  • #47
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    touts wrote: »
    Was going to joke about how some people would see them as great wedding favours but figured that might get my account chopped :-)


    Exactly what happened in Tinekilly House Hotel in Wicklow a few years back.

    A person was killed at a wedding reception where a brawl between several men broke out,which involved the use of slash hooks,hammers and axes.


  • #48
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,074 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    When attending a wedding or a funeral, always come prepared, boss.

    Not your ornery onager



  • #49
    harry21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭harry21


    paddy147 wrote: »
    You cant buy these items unless you are 18 or over.

    I was asked for ID in Aldi this morning,and Im in my early 30,s.

    I took it s a compliment and joked about it with my missus,that I looked younger than she did.:D


    Ha you must look like a baby :D.

    Were you not asked for ID in B&Q when buying wd40..... ha ah ha ha:D


  • #50
    I love Joan Burton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 248 ✭✭I love Joan Burton


    harry21 wrote: »
    Ha you must look like a baby :D.

    Were you not asked for ID in B&Q when buying wd40..... ha ah ha ha:D

    Ah hello Hatchet Harry :D


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