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What 3 things would you take to a desert island?

  • 17-09-2011 07:33PM
    #1
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭


    (N.b Not including a vessel to actually leave the place) Mine would be:

    1. Album of pictures of my loved ones
    2. A Scarlett Johannsson
    3. Loads of haribo tangfastics


Comments

  • #2
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Food,

    Drink,

    Boat.


  • #3
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    butt plug

    fish net tights

    whip


  • #4
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Catherine Zeta Jones' two breasts and her chacha :D


  • #5
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I'm on a desert island right now. I wish this thread had made me think about it before I got here.


  • #6
    sonic85
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,382 ✭✭✭sonic85


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    I'm on a desert island right now. I wish this thread had made me think about it before I got here.

    can a rescue team not track you down through your laptop


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  • #7
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    My Uzi,Bree Olsen and... hmmmmmmmm ......my other Uzi.


  • #8
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    A shovel! If I can't bring a vessel, then I'll dig my way out!
    Oh, and hookers and cocaine too.


  • #9
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Ehh screw the desert Island part. Lets just say its a normal island with plants and food growing etc.

    1. computer
    2. internet
    3. power supply


  • #10
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    A water storage container
    Fishing rod
    A Flint


  • #11
    J K
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 468 ✭✭J K


    My ipod. And a packet of crisps.


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  • #12
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    1. Batteries
    2. CD player
    3. Desert Island Disc


  • #13
    talla10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭talla10


    Having studied Lost i would bring a polar bear, a doctors dead father in a coffin and a disabled bald guy.


  • #14
    jaykay74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,606 ✭✭✭jaykay74


    Umbrella, suntan lotion, speedos.


  • #15
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Ehh screw the desert Island part. Lets just say its a normal island with plants and food growing etc.

    1. computer
    2. internet
    3. power supply

    So, Ireland then?


  • #16
    Maggie McGaggie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭Maggie McGaggie


    Jug that filters water
    A gun
    A blanket


  • #17
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    No - just no. I'm not going to any poxy desert island.


  • #18
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Maggie McGaggie wrote: »
    Jug that filters water
    A gun
    A blanket

    You're going to a desert island, not Long Kesh :pac:


  • #19
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    1 some 'swallow these in case of capture' pills
    2 porn mags [no electricity required, and can double as firelighters when bored of them]
    3 my memories


  • #20
    J K
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 468 ✭✭J K


    Dangerous Man wrote: »
    No - just no. I'm not going to any poxy desert island.

    You're going you cunt. Whether you like it or not.
    And just for your attitude you're not going get three things now. You can sit on the desert island and die. Now.


  • #21
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Spread wrote: »
    Catherine Zeta Jones' two breasts and her chacha :D

    Well, if you bring Catherine Zeta Jones herself you get her boobies and her "chacha" with two more things. Also, the rest of her bits.


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  • #22
    ShamoBuc
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 34,550 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    1. A time machine

    2. no need

    3. no need.


  • #23
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    The internet
    All the chocolate
    Pizza


  • #24
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    stupidusername wrote: »
    All the chocolate
    Pizza

    chocolate pizza! :eek:


  • #25
    thermo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,440 ✭✭✭✭thermo


    mc gyver

    a swiss army knife

    a pack of gum

    id be home in an hour :D


  • #26
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    Johnny Depp to give me pointers on how to escape, that is all.


  • #27
    Reamer Fanny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    A boat
    Xbox
    TV


  • #28
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Laptop with internet if the island has broadband;).

    A case of scotch.

    A cyanide tablet.


  • #29
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    J K wrote: »
    You're going you cunt. Whether you like it or not.
    And just for your attitude you're not going get three things now. You can sit on the desert island and die. Now.


    I'm a cunt? I'M A CUNT? Oh yeah. I am. Fair enough.


  • #30
    J K
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 468 ✭✭J K


    Dangerous Man wrote: »
    I'm a cunt? I'M A CUNT? Oh yeah. I am. Fair enough.


    Sorry. I always get a bit narky when I'm dragging people to desert islands


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