Arise Celtopia!!

UglyBolloxFace · 17-09-2011 4:37am #1

http://celtopia.webs.com

Celtopia is a vision. A revolutionary vision.

We envisage that we, the superior and previously oppressed Celtic nations, will uprise and reclaim what we deserve. And what we deserve is a glorious nation-island consisting of Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Brittany, Galicia, the Isle of Man and Cornwall, with a foundation of liberty, equality and free Guinness for all.

And that nation?

.............................CELTOPIA!©

On the glorious of day of 'Project Celtopia' when detonation of synchronised charges on the Welsh and Scottish borders with England will successfully float them toward Ireland and successfully float England toward France, we shall become one! With our advanced mechanical engineering knowledge (that's where you come in Kostas), we will be able to successfully separate Cornwall from England and Brittany and Galicia from France and Spain respectively, and thus make our Glorious Nation of Celtopia.

(If anyone has any ideas on how we can do this, or if you have a large quantity of SemTex, for free, then please get in contact by selecting navigating to the "Contact Us" tab).

With our capital consisting of an amalgamation of the three main capitals, BurghCarDub shall be a bastion for intellectuals, poets, revolutionaries, and of course the odd drunken sophisticated madman.

Xpsgamer · 17-09-2011 4:37am

If youre going to suggest ways of wasting money at least include, in the balance of fairness, giving money to the church

TheZohanS · 17-09-2011 4:45am

Oh good god I can barely see at the moment, however I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!

Come on Ireland!

UglyBolloxFace · 17-09-2011 1:16pm

Ahem....Celtopia!!

Biggins · 17-09-2011 2:38pm

What is this stuff?
I think someone has been popping too many pills - or maybe not enough?

UglyBolloxFace · 17-09-2011 2:39pm

Biggins wrote: »

What is this stuff?

Read away Biggins, read away, and all shall be revealed.

Biggins · 17-09-2011 2:41pm

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Read away Biggins, read away, and all shall be revealed.

Well if something starts flashing at me and/or I see a load of cock - I'm outa there! :pac:

Temptamperu · 17-09-2011 2:41pm

Will there be stew?

UglyBolloxFace · 17-09-2011 2:45pm

Biggins wrote: »

Well if something starts flashing at me and/or I see a load of cock - I'm outa there! :pac:

Haha no cock at all. It's simply a website with the dream of uniting all of the Celtic nations, from Ireland to Brittany, into one United Glorious Nation of Celtopia.

And no, I have not been taking happy pills.

Kevin Duffy · 17-09-2011 2:46pm

The flag needs work, it looks like something Eastern European skinheads would fly as they march to an ethnic cleansing or football match. Obviously, that's not a compliment.

Temptamperu · 17-09-2011 2:46pm

Would you like some happy pills? 5 for €35

UglyBolloxFace · 17-09-2011 2:47pm

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

The flag needs work, it looks like something Eastern European skinheads would fly as they march to an ethnic cleansing or football match. Obviously, that's not a compliment.

I think it's an amazing flag - it represents each and every Celtic nation. What flag would you suggest?

UglyBolloxFace · 17-09-2011 2:48pm

Temptamperu wrote: »

Would you like some happy pills? 5 for €35

That depends...do you have spare change in your paypal account and if so would you be willing to donate a tiny amount to the vision of Celtopia?

http://celtopia.webs.com/apps/donations/

cocoshovel · 17-09-2011 2:50pm

I would like to know what stance the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall is taking on this matter before I decide for myself.

UglyBolloxFace · 17-09-2011 3:27pm

cocoshovel wrote: »

I would like to know what stance the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall is taking on this matter before I decide for myself.

Upon the founding of Celtopia, one of our first tasks will be to establish diplomatic relations with the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall.

Biggins · 17-09-2011 3:29pm

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Haha no cock at all. It's simply a website with the dream of uniting all of the Celtic nations, from Ireland to Brittany, into one United Glorious Nation of Celtopia.

And no, I have not been taking happy pills.

LOL Fair enough!