Stuffed Toys: a time in motion study.

Shiminay

I have 2 at my desk. They are the friend to all children - Mr Hugging Bear and the Boards Bever - Garda Eugene-Murtagh. Before you ask, Garda is a perfectly normal name for a Beaver and yes, he's one of the Foxrock Eugene-Murtagh's.

So anyway, I did a study on the effects of stuffed toys on ladies handbags and came up with this:



Pretty profound stuff I'm sure you all can agree.

Sarky

The beaver looks like a massive dildo with some chocolate stapled on. I assume this is intentional?

TeddyTedson

That's a teddy!

Shiminay

Sarky wrote: »

The beaver looks like a massive dildo with some chocolate stapled on. I assume this is intentional?

Not at all, you're just seeing what you want to see...

and who could blame you...

I'm off to get chocolate. Garda Eugene-Murtagh, you're in charge!

Morag

how old is that beaver cos it looks like the huggin bear gave him chocolate and snuck up behind him....

Storminateacup

Beaver lol

Morag

I wonder if they have beavers in brazil.....

Star Lord

The beaver is like a furry Cthulhu.

I approve.

Princess Peach

I has 5 teddies in my bed.

They are my best and only friends.

We have a tea party later. Must get ready.

Deki

When it's very late at night and everything is quiet, except for that dog, of the neighbors howling, do your little stuffed pets whisper to you Princess? Do they whisper suggestions and encourage you to do evil things?

Princess Peach

They aren't evil, they are naughty perverts!

They've seen things go on in my room way beyond their innocence level. I have warped their fragile little minds.

I often come home to find them up to no good with each other. And none of them are girls, and none of them are of the same species

Deki

You know you'll pay for that Peach, you should have tossed them in the closet instead of perverting their fluffy little minds. Abominable Princess Abominable I say!

TeddyTedson

Princess Peach wrote: »

I has 5 teddies in my bed.

They are my best and only friends.

We have a tea party later. Must get ready.

Teddies are very important

Deki

Well, I'd expect that from you. The most important teddy is my teddy Mr Forever. Now he is a wonderful Teddy. He doesn't drink tea though, he'd rather a nice cold beer or a nice warm toddy depending on the weather.

Princess Peach

Storminateacup

If you go down to the woods today your sure of a big surprise

Star Lord

Storminateacup wrote: »

If you go down to the woods today your sure of a big surprise

Today's the day the teddy bears have their orgy.

Deki

If you go down in the wood today
you better not go alone
cause today's the day
the teddy bears have their pic~~~nic

Storminateacup

Damn you all getting that stuck in my head.

Deki

used to sort of scare me

Morag

Princess Peach

Careful! That beaver might get wet :eek:

Deki

Will it shrink? Is it dry clean only?

joes girls

Poor Teddy, he was loved too much:(

Deki

poor thing

TeddyTedson

joes girls wrote: »

Poor Teddy, he was loved too much:(

:eek: What the hell heck happed to it:(:(:(:(

Matt Holck

http://frontiersofzoology.blogspot.com/2011/06/void-sea-serpent-category-4-many-finned.html

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