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What body part doesn't get washed..

  • 13-09-2011 12:28pm
    #1
    py2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭


    Just out of the shower and I realised I rarely clean behind my knees, where my leg bends. I just never think of it. So I gave them a good scrub.

    Wouldn't it be great if you could step outside your own body and give yourself a decent scrub all over. Them hard to reach places like the top of your back.

    I need air..


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  • #2
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    py2006 wrote: »
    Just out of the shower and I realised I rarely clean behind my knees, where my leg bends. I just never think of it. So I gave them a good scrub.

    Wouldn't it be great if you could step outside your own body and give yourself a decent scrub all over. Them hard to reach places like the top of your back.

    I need air..

    Buy a loofah? On a stick? And clean yourself instead of being a god damned animal?


  • #3
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Perineum.


  • #4
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    If water touches it then it's clean.


  • #5
    TouchingVirus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,584 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    stovelid wrote: »
    Perineum.

    The gooch always gets done, it's not exactly hard to miss


  • #6
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    everywhere gets washed!!!!


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  • #7
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    my knees, where my leg bends
    Ah, I was wondering how that worked. Thanks.


  • #8
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    I rarely, and I mean rarely wash my balls.


  • #9
    DundalkDuffman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 735 ✭✭✭DundalkDuffman


    stovelid wrote: »
    Perineum.

    The Gooch? That's the easiest place to clean!


  • #10
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    If I was a woman then I'd be thoroughly washing me bewbs like for ages, never be too careful :pac:


  • #11
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Snakeblood wrote: »
    Buy a loofah? On a stick? And clean yourself instead of being a god damned animal?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo


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  • #12
    OneArt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    KTRIC wrote: »
    If I was a woman then I'd be thoroughly washing me bewbs like for ages, never be too careful :pac:

    No one likes a woman with mucky tits.


  • #13
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    stovelid wrote: »
    Perineum.

    Also known as a b'arse because,....never mind.


  • #14
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I do take out the aul heart for a quick scrub, take all that fat off it.

    Have to be quick, though, since I tend I die without it.


  • #15
    Pataman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,543 ✭✭✭Pataman


    Do polishing count as washing?? Mind you it never gets shiny, no matter how hard I try.


  • #16
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    TouchingVirus wrote: »
    The gooch always gets done, it's not exactly hard to miss

    The highlight of any shower imo :P


  • #17
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    TouchingVirus wrote: »
    The gooch always gets done, it's not exactly hard to miss

    Also known as the taint, durf, bonch, nifkin, chode or grundle. Deserves a good scrub every now and then.


  • #18
    YouTookMyName
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,361 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName


    stovelid wrote: »
    Perineum.

    Pain in the Barse if you scrub to hard.


  • #19
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Rhyme wrote: »
    The Gooch. Also known as the taint, durf, bonch, nifkin, chode or grundle. Colm Cooper.

    Fixed!


  • #20
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,472 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    py2006 wrote: »
    Wouldn't it be great if you could step outside your own body and give yourself a decent scrub all over. Them hard to reach places like the top of your back.

    How many blokes would give themselves a blowjob? :D


  • #21
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Sc@recrow wrote: »
    How many blokes would give themselves a blowjob? :D

    The need to remove the lower ribs is a put-off.


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  • #22
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    FloatingVoter wrote: »
    The need to remove the lower ribs is a put-off.

    Is this not an urban legend? :confused:


  • #23
    YouTookMyName
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,361 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Is this not an urban legend? :confused:

    Depends how big your mickey is.


  • #24
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Is this not an urban legend? :confused:

    Urban and rural legend...also quite true, so I'm told ;)


  • #25
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Sc@recrow wrote: »
    How many blokes would give themselves a blowjob? :D

    Is it gay if its yourself ??


  • #26
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Nah, its unisex.


  • #27
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    YouTookMyName wrote: »
    Depends how big your mickey is.

    Or how bendy you are I suppose...


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,505 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FloatingVoter wrote: »
    Nah, its unisex.

    Nah, it's you need sex.

    As for the question, I don't wash my toes.


  • #29
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Rhyme wrote: »
    Also known as the taint, durf, bonch, nifkin, chode or grundle. Deserves a good scrub every now and then.

    Notcha?


  • #30
    TheBunk1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭TheBunk1


    py2006 wrote: »
    Just out of the shower and I realised I rarely clean behind my knees, where my leg bends. I just never think of it. So I gave them a good scrub.

    Wouldn't it be great if you could step outside your own body and give yourself a decent scrub all over. Them hard to reach places like the top of your back.

    I need air..

    It'd be even better if ya could take off ur skin and throw it in the washing machine.... Have a few cans while you're waiting and you're ready for a night on the town! :pac:


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