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Ape man

12-09-2011 11:27pm

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Rusling

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I was made pregnent by an ape man when i was a teenager, If only if i had stayed in school it might not have happened at all. 16 years later after feeding and raising the ape mans son he hit me across the head with a stone, thats all the thanks i got after all i did for him, Wiping the shïte of his arse when he was a baby.

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#2 12-09-2011 11:28pm

Riesen_Meal

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Rusling wrote: »

I was made pregnent by an ape man when i was a teenager, If only if i had stayed in school it might not have happened at all. 16 years later after feeding and raising the ape mans son he hit me across the head with a stone, thats all the thanks i got after all i did for him, Wiping the shïte of his arse when he was a baby.

Cool story, sis...

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#3 12-09-2011 11:28pm

Dangerous Man

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Hi ma

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#4 12-09-2011 11:28pm

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That's completely bananas.

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#5 12-09-2011 11:29pm

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Rusling wrote: »

I was made pregnent by an ape man when i was a teenager, If only if i had stayed in school it might not have happened at all. 16 years later after feeding and raising the ape mans son he hit me across the head with a stone, thats all the thanks i got after all i did for him, Wiping the shïte of his arse when he was a baby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1Y

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#6 12-09-2011 11:30pm

red menace

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Damn kids and their Gorilla warfare

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#7 12-09-2011 11:30pm

deco nate

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Rusling wrote: »

I was made pregnent by an ape man when i was a teenager, If only if i had stayed in school it might not have happened at all. 16 years later after feeding and raising the ape mans son he hit me across the head with a stone, thats all the thanks i got after all i did for him, Wiping the shïte of his arse when he was a baby.

troll,that is all...bye bye troll,bed time now:D
oh, and reported:D:D

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#8 12-09-2011 11:30pm

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Crystal meth is one hell of a drug.

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#9 12-09-2011 11:32pm

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Back to the caveman era are we??! :eek:

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#10 12-09-2011 11:35pm

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Beep Beep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEep67akIn4

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#11 12-09-2011 11:37pm

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He must have thought you were an ape to with the hairy minge thats on ya.

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#12 12-09-2011 11:37pm

Chuck Stone

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WHY MUST YOU COME ON HERE AND EMBARASS ME MUMMY?

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#13 12-09-2011 11:37pm

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Rusling wrote: »

I was made pregnent by an ape man when i was a teenager, If only if i had stayed in school it might not have happened at all. 16 years later after feeding and raising the ape mans son he hit me across the head with a stone, thats all the thanks i got after all i did for him, Wiping the shïte of his arse when he was a baby.

You think that's bad? Girl was made pregnant by a guy with a shadow for a brain last week.

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#14 12-09-2011 11:39pm

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Serves you right for procreating with an ape man in the first place, Apples never fall far from trees.

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#15 12-09-2011 11:40pm

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TheZohan wrote: »

You think that's bad? Girl was made pregnant by a guy with a shadow for a brain last week.

Actually it was a shadow for a Brian. Was a very interesting read.

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#16 12-09-2011 11:41pm

raveni

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Rusling wrote: »

I was made pregnent by an ape man when i was a teenager, If only if i had stayed in school it might not have happened at all. 16 years later after feeding and raising the ape mans son he hit me across the head with a stone, thats all the thanks i got after all i did for him, Wiping the shïte of his arse when he was a baby.

Well, this is an odd case of trollitus.

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#17 12-09-2011 11:42pm

Gran Hermano

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Put down the sherry and turn off the computer.

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#18 12-09-2011 11:45pm

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pragmatic1 wrote: »

Actually it was a shadow for a Brian. Was a very interesting read.

That sounds like a fair swap tbf.

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#19 12-09-2011 11:55pm

The King of Moo

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Is this some kind of religious fundamentalist warning that evolution is unnatural and therefore never happened?

"Look, sex with ape man is wrong, we can't be related to them!"

It's just a shadow of the Brian thread.

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#20 13-09-2011 12:11am

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Was this "ape-man" the evidence we finally need to prove the existence of Big Foot?

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#21 13-09-2011 1:05am

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red menace wrote: »

Damn kids and their Gorilla warfare

Better than guerrilla welfare.

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#22 13-09-2011 2:34am

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TheZohan wrote: »

You think that's bad? Girl was made pregnant by a guy with a shadow for a brain last week.

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Actually it was a shadow for a Brian. Was a very interesting read.

No, it was a shadow ON his brian.

5 o'clock shadow most likely.

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#23 13-09-2011 6:43am

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Rusling wrote: »

I was made pregnent by an ape man when i was a teenager, If only if i had stayed in school it might not have happened at all. 16 years later after feeding and raising the ape mans son he hit me across the head with a stone, thats all the thanks i got after all i did for him, Wiping the shïte of his arse when he was a baby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZrN86lIHuA

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#24 13-09-2011 8:34am

2 stroke

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16 years ago I met a young slut at a haloween party, I was wearing a gorilla suit and didn't have a condom.

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#25 13-09-2011 9:03pm

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If you look really hard at the Ape man he gets angry.
He still loves you though don't worry.

A rock to the head is just how he expresses
himself in times of stress.

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#26 14-09-2011 7:54am

2 stroke

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Phew!.... Just realised she said pregnent, thought she said pregnant.

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