"You love Boards more than me!"

Dionysus

hehe. So herself just sauntered into the kitchen, saw me posting on the laptop and quipped "You love Boards more than me!". I laughed and she added "rather than doing me, you're doing Boards!" and off she went with a giggle.

I think I should spend less time online....

So, do you have a healthy relationship with the internet?

Sky King

You have a chance to get the ride and you're just sitting here posting about it?

deathrider

Dionysus wrote: »

So, do you have a healthy relationship with the internet?

I do. We've lived together for quite a while, and we very rarely argue :pac:

ottostreet

I got told the exact same thing by my gf yesterday. Goddamnit anyway, damn you all with your witty repartee!

hondasam

Dionysus wrote: »

hehe. So herself just sauntered into the kitchen, saw me posting on the laptop and quipped "You love Boards more than me!". I laughed and she added "rather than doing me, you're doing Boards!" and off she went with a giggle.

I think I should spend less time online....

So, do you have a healthy relationship with the internet?

If it learned how to cook we would get along better.

BBDBB

she wants it

you can tell

and you are still posting??????????????

Dionysus

Yes, I'm a fully balanced member of society with no OCD tendencies

Sky King wrote: »

You have a chance to get the ride and you're just sitting here posting about it?

Yes. I'm not the Duracell Bunny, alas.

Hail 2 Da Thief

Yes, I'm a fully balanced member of society with no OCD tendencies

Dionysus wrote: »

"rather than doing me, you're doing Boards!" and off she went to find some nookie with a giggle.

FYP

RacoonQueen

hondasam wrote: »

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If it learned how to cook we would get along better.

You can place your take away orders online. Is that not enough for you? Very demanding aren't ya?

hondasam

RacoonQueen wrote: »

You can place your take away orders online. Is that not enough for you? Very demanding aren't ya?

Aren't all women?

Killer Pigeon

Dionysus wrote: »

"rather than doing me, you're doing Boards!"

Ask her;

"Woman, please delineate the mechanics of 'doing' boards.ie, if you would be so kind."

Standard Toaster

Dionysus wrote: »

hehe. So herself just sauntered into the kitchen, saw me posting on the laptop and quipped "You love Boards more than me!". I laughed and she added "rather than doing me, you're doing Boards!" and off she went with a giggle.

I think I should spend less time online....

So, do you have a healthy relationship with the internet?

Hold on a sec.....she's not in the kitchen now?

pow wow

Where's the www dot atarijaguar dot com option??!

Son Of A Vidic

Well OP that sounded like an invitation to me. Yet you still went ahead, stayed on Boards and started this thread. Are you well? However I have just noticed you are not online, so maybe there is hope. But if you are using invisible mode? Then you sir are a muppet.

Immaculate Pasta

Pics or gtfo

Kevin Duffy

She asked you for a rattle and you kept posting. Well then, it would seem she's right.

whubee

Yes, and I'm quite happy with the disproportionate amount of time I spend online

Right now theres a woman somewhere getting done from behind in the kitchen.
While looking at these comments.

Hey baby .... press webcam on.

Feeona

whubee wrote: »

Right now theres a woman somewhere getting done from behind in the kitchen.
While looking at these comments.

Hey baby .... press webcam on.

Some people never reach their goal in life, even if they live to be a hundred:(

You're an inspiration to us all, god bless you

Buceph

Subtlest, "I'm getting some!" post in AH in a long time.

It took 'til me to point out the OP is a big fat liar and only pretending to have a girlfriend.

whubee

Yes, and I'm quite happy with the disproportionate amount of time I spend online

Feeona wrote: »

Some people never reach their goal in life, even if they live to be a hundred:(

You're an inspiration to us all, god bless you

uh ....what?


ahhhh i see now - feminisim - http://www.boards.ie/search/?u=310146&sort=newest&page=1

i understand sweetheart, cramps and all that. no kitchen duty for you tonight.