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  • 09-09-2011 2:49pm
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    MonkieSocks
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    A Chinese guy goes to a Joo to buy black bras, size 38.

    The Joo, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.

    Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

    The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.

    He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

    The Joo tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

    The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Joo's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

    The Joo is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"

    The Chinese guy answers:

    "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Joos for $200.00 each."

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