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  • 09-09-2011 12:24am
    #1
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭


    The wife has gone to bed and I'm absolutely starving.... What will I do?


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  • #2
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Go eat her while she is asleep.


  • #3
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Kill your children.


  • #4
    red menace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭red menace


    You might be just thirsty.
    Try a glass of water


  • #5
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Looks like you're on death row, I'm afraid


  • #6
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Sit beside the bed crying until she wakes up.


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  • #7
    BadGirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭BadGirl


    Oh ffs, are you THAT helpless that you can't fashion a sandwich or something, even a bit of toast???

    Wow, you are even worse than the one i have here....... :D


  • #8
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Mint Viscount sandwich.

    Bread.

    +
    Butter.
    +
    Mint Viscounts broken up.
    =

    Job done.


  • #9
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Remember Mrs Dunne, when Mr Dunne tried to wash a cup last year and burnt the house down...


  • #10
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    bronte wrote: »
    Mint Viscount sandwich.

    Bread.

    +
    Butter.
    +
    Mint Viscounts broken up.
    =

    Job done.
    That sounds disgusting.


  • #11
    MungBean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    Wake her lazy ass up !!


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  • #12
    shannon_tek
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Do you know where the bread is? and water? you will have to live on that for the next 5days i know i did. i never want to see bread and water again together.:pac:


  • #13
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    Thanks everyone - I woke her up. I told her that she will still get a couple of hours sleep before she has to go to work. Actually, I hear her taking out the frying pan now so it looks like I'm sorted.


  • #14
    Soups123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,993 ✭✭✭Soups123


    scholar007 wrote: »
    Thanks everyone - I woke her up. I told her that she will still get a couple of hours sleep before she has to go to work. Actually, I hear her taking out the frying pan now so it looks like I'm sorted.

    Your either getting a late night fry or a smack on the head


  • #15
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    bronte wrote: »
    Mint Viscount sandwich.
    How drunk/high were you?


  • #16
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    We can't help unless we know what there is available to eat.

    Please list every food item in your kitchen.


  • #17
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    How drunk/high were you?

    Got the recipe off some fcuker from Sligo.


  • #18
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Could you put lamb in there? Bit of chili?


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