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The Local Scabby Shopkeeper Nearly Got Me A Slap Off The Mother...

  • 09-09-2011 12:12am
    #1
    iprawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭


    When i was about 7 or 8 my mam sent me up to the local shop (we live just outside a middling size town) to get a carton of milk, cant remember exact prices, but she lets just say she gave me one pound, and the milk was £1.20. So off i went on my bike to complete the mission..... but when i got to the shop and she seen i didn't have enough for the whole carton she opened the milk up and poured some of the milk out, closed up the carton and sent me on my merry way without ever really flinching...back to a disgusted mother who thought i drank some out of it, and made the whole thing up?
    I didn't really realize how incredibly scabby it was at the time?
    Has anyone out there had as scabby ordeal as this?


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  • #2
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I got a sandwich today, not enough money, bitch eat half of it and gave me the rest.


  • #3
    ontheditch2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 372 ✭✭ontheditch2


    Man asks for burger and chips. Colm Meaney says "£2.20", the lad says "i only have £2". Meaney opens up the wrapper and takes a bite of the Burger, then says "£2"...
    Classic...


  • #4
    iprawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭iprawn


    hondasam wrote: »
    I got a sandwich today, not enough money, bitch eat half of it and gave me the rest.

    Hope your not an 8 year old on a mission for a parent...


  • #5
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    iprawn wrote: »
    When i was about 7 or 8 my mam sent me up to the local shop (we live just outside a middling size town) to get a carton of milk, cant remember exact prices, but she lets just say she gave me one pound, and the milk was £1.20. So off i went on my bike to complete the mission..... but when i got to the shop and she seen i didn't have enough for the whole carton she opened the milk up and poured some of the milk out, closed up the carton and sent me on my merry way without ever really flinching...back to a disgusted mother who thought i drank some out of it, and made the whole thing up?
    I didn't really realize how incredibly scabby it was at the time?
    Has anyone out there had as scabby ordeal as this?

    Have you ever tried counselling to help you get over this traumatic episode in your childhood?


  • #6
    pbowenroe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 467 ✭✭pbowenroe


    i went to buy a car, it was worth a grand, i only brought 750 and the f ucker took my money, took the tires of the car, gave me the car and sent me on my way


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  • #7
    iprawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭iprawn


    pbowenroe wrote: »
    i went to buy a car, it was worth a grand, i only brought 750 and the f ucker took my money, took the tires of the car, gave me the car and sent me on my way

    **** off


  • #8
    tasha200
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭tasha200


    We used to get the glass bottles to bring to the shop ( you would get like 10p) I was 4... got to the shop with glass bottle, dropped it, smashed it and peed myself ( I was 4 ok before the boards.ie juvies get excited) and was there to contribute whatever my big sis had in change equaled with the smashed bottle redemtion the total of the transaction....
    Said shopkeeper was like no feck off, he not only had to clean up smashed glass but also bits of pee, and we still didnt get what we were sent for....
    Bar Stewards, the lot of them


  • #9
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    iprawn wrote: »
    Hope your not an 8 year old on a mission for a parent...

    I'm 10, I had to walk to the shop, five miles. It was me who eat half the sandwich, I lied to my mother.


  • #10
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    iprawn wrote: »
    **** off

    Yeah youre banned. See ya.


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