Rock Shandys

Voodoomelon

...shall be made with Club Orange and Club Lemon only. Piss off with your Finches barman, Club is the only way!

Pour both the orange and the lemon from glass bottles into a cool, clean pint glass over 4 large cubes of ice, at the same time, with equal flow. Garnish with a slice of orange and a slice of lemon. Leave to sit for 60 seconds to allow the ice, lemon and orange to infuse together.

The most refreshing drink in the world.

hondasam

ghey drink.

Samich

The pleasure I get when I buy a bottle of Club lemon and Club orange, and then mix them together.

Like creating a magic potion, that oozes happiness and tastyness!

MungBean

Instant heartburn.

Liam Byrne

Club Orange with 7up!

policarp

And of course a swizzle stick. . .

Samich

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Club Orange with 7up!

Eh?

demanufactured

4 cubes of ice?
i like a glass FULL of ice before i pour anything into it

alphabeat

gets some werthers sucking sweets and some slippers while you are at it grandad

happyoutscan

My favourite is a can of coke mixed with can of club lemon. Very refreshing.

Voodoomelon

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Club Orange with 7up!

How dare you utter the word 7up in a Rock Shandy thread. You may leave!

ontheditch2

Us culchies would call that a Club Shandy.

A Rock Shandy as far as i am concerned is Red Lemonade and Orange.. :cool:

Jesus Wept

I ****ing hate when they put fruit in my drink.

I want a coke, not a coke with lemon it.
As for putting lemon and/or orange in a lemon and/or orange drink? Also retarded.

Jesus Wept

ontheditch2 wrote: »

Us culchies would call that a Club Shandy.

A Rock Shandy as far as i am concerned is Red Lemonade and Orange.. :cool:

Well you're wrong.

Namlub

Samich wrote: »

The pleasure I get when I buy a bottle of Club lemon and Club orange, and then mix them together.

Like creating a magic potion, that oozes happiness and tastyness!

You know you can just buy a bottle of rockshandy right?

Mr. Boo

Nah, Club shandy was in the brown can and had half a percent of alcohol in it.

garyc1987

cider shandy mmmmmmm

Voodoomelon

The-Rigger wrote: »

I ****ing hate when they put fruit in my drink.

I want a coke, not a coke with lemon it.
As for putting lemon and/or orange in a lemon and/or orange drink? Also retarded.

I agree, lemon in a coke is retarded.
However adding the same fruit as the drink itself is incredible. I'd liken it to gentle summer rain on my skin. And sex.

JMcG92

Voodoomelon wrote: »

...shall be made with Club Orange and Club Lemon only. Piss off with your Finches barman, Club is the only way!

Pour both the orange and the lemon from glass bottles into a cool, clean pint glass over 4 large cubes of ice, at the same time, with equal flow. Garnish with a slice of orange and a slice of lemon. Leave to sit for 60 seconds to allow the ice, lemon and orange to infuse together.

The most refreshing drink in the world.

Best post I've seen in ages.

ontheditch2

Mr. Boo wrote: »

Nah, Club shandy was in the brown can and had half a percent of alcohol in it.

We used to call that the alcoholic club shandy and the other one was the non alcoholic club shandy.. The alcoholic club shandy was horrible ****e anyway..

Voodoomelon

Glad to see the Finches fanboys aren't out in force yet.

Jesus Wept

Voodoomelon wrote: »

I agree, lemon in a coke is retarded.
However adding the same fruit as the drink itself is incredible. I'd liken it to gentle summer rain on my skin. And sex.

Get Xhibit on the case.
Yo dawg, we head you like lemon in your lemonade....

Old Perry

What have I just stepped into.

itsnotmyname

It was a very '80s drink ....when Club was seen as the high end of the mineral market .....TK was to be avoided ....:pac:

All u needed was your leg warmers and Human League hair style and away with you and your rock shandy !

hondasam

Old Perry wrote: »

What have I just stepped into.

Dog shi* maybe.

Michael Collins

If you're driving and can't drink and one of your friends asks you if you want a soft drink, you should say "a Rock Shandy please" since it costs €5.

mikemac

Getuptheyard with your Club

It's not a quality Rock Shandy unless it's Finches :cool:

I am disappointed how few pubs stock Finches

It's the most common drink around Tipp though, it's made there and well used to sponsor the hurling team too so the publicans like it

suicide_circus

Was out in the pub and one of the lads brought out a french lad from work. My mate was driving and gets a shandy, the french lad asked what it was and mate said "oh thats called a shandy". my other, tipsy mate was like "lol yeah a hand shandy". Que french guy going up and asking the barman for a hand shandy.

CardBordWindow

ontheditch2 wrote: »

Us culchies would call that a Club Shandy.

A Rock Shandy as far as i am concerned is Red Lemonade and Orange.. :cool:

By any chance, are you from Cork?
The only place I've ever gotten a rock shandy with red lemonade has been in the rebel county!

CardBordWindow

itsnotmyname wrote: »

It was a very '80s drink ....when Club was seen as the high end of the mineral market .....TK was to be avoided ....:pac:

Some things never change!

Blitzkrieger

CardBordWindow wrote: »

By any chance, are you from Cork?
The only place I've ever gotten a rock shandy with red lemonade has been in the rebel county!

Red lemonade? That would be the sort of travesty that the OP thinks putting Finches in his club shandy is. A rock shandy should be Tanora and Club Orange.....

Gearheart

Finches is the best, as for rock shadys ill stick to the beer

seamus

Most expensive soft drink you can buy in pub. Fncking robbing publicans.

Fremen

You can die if you have too many rock shandys.




No wait, that's hand shandys.

newballsplease

If you wanna pay €4.(something) for a soft drink in a pub...

your the fool! not the barman!

kingtut

Voodoomelon wrote: »

...shall be made with Club Orange and Club Lemon only. Piss off with your Finches barman, Club is the only way!

Pour both the orange and the lemon from glass bottles into a cool, clean pint glass over 4 large cubes of ice, at the same time, with equal flow. Garnish with a slice of orange and a slice of lemon. Leave to sit for 60 seconds to allow the ice, lemon and orange to infuse together.

The most refreshing drink in the world.

You have no clue what you are talking about!!! :eek:

...and 'garnish' a drink ?? You sir are confused :cool:

Caveman1

The pub is used to work in stopped stocking rock shandy because they wanted people to buy cans of orange and lemon separate, I should of put this on the stingiest things thread ha

smash

Orangina FTW!

RoryMurphyJnr

The-Rigger wrote: »

I ****ing hate when they put fruit in my drink.

I want a coke, not a coke with lemon it.
As for putting lemon and/or orange in a lemon and/or orange drink? Also retarded.

+1

kfallon

hondasam wrote: »

ghey drink.

Me bollix! You could nearly have a hand shandy over a good glass of rock shandy!!!

kingtut

kfallon wrote: »

Me bollix! You could nearly have a hand shandy over a good glass of rock shandy!!!

That's wrong on so many levels :eek: *puke*

Plazaman

Voodoomelon wrote: »

...shall be made with Club Orange and Club Lemon only. Piss off with your Finches barman, Club is the only way!

Pour both the orange and the lemon from glass bottles into a cool, clean pint glass over 4 large cubes of ice, at the same time, with equal flow. Garnish with a slice of orange and a slice of lemon and three vodkas. Leave to sit for 60 seconds to allow the ice, lemon and orange to infuse together.

The most refreshing drink in the world.

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