Brazilian **** Himself to Death

2ygb4cmqetsjhx

So it seems you can die from too much of the bad stuff.






http://www.bild.de/news/ausland/onanieren/er-lag-tot-auf-seinem-bett-junge-onaniert-sich-zu-tode-19830834.bild.html

Google Translation of article:

Rubiato (Brazil) - He did it often. In the end, probably too often. In Brazil, will have a boy (16) masturbated to death.
His mother found the boy lifeless in bed in the morning, reported the English online magazine "The Morning Star".
It is alleged that to the young people from the village in the state of Goias Rubiato incredible 42 times have masturbated. In one night. Recession.
School friends say he even invited her to his nocturnal ejaculation Marathon. All live via webcam.
His urge to masturbate, the mother must have known. The boy had been receiving treatment.

smash

Fisher Attractive Volt wrote: »

So it seems you can die from too much of the bad stuff.

Who said it was bad?

Alter-Ego

This is totally new...

FetchTheGin

Another one?!

Emiko

Ejaculation marathon?

I'm far better at the sprint.

J K

Le Petit mort

Cuddlesworth

Who was keeping count?

John Doe1

What a wanker!

speedboatchase

He must have wanked a brazilian times for that to happen :eek:



(Sorry...)

JerryHandbag

He rubbed one out, in Rubiato.

stimpson

Goodnight sweet prince.

Icyseanfitz

i thought you go blind no one told me about dying

df1985

Fisher Attractive Volt wrote: »

So it seems you can die from too much of the bad stuff.






http://www.bild.de/news/ausland/onanieren/er-lag-tot-auf-seinem-bett-junge-onaniert-sich-zu-tode-19830834.bild.html

Google Translation of article:

Rubiato (Brazil) - He did it often. In the end, probably too often. In Brazil, will have a boy (16) masturbated to death.
His mother found the boy lifeless in bed in the morning, reported the English online magazine "The Morning Star".
It is alleged that to the young people from the village in the state of Goias Rubiato incredible 42 times have masturbated. In one night. Recession.School friends say he even invited her to his nocturnal ejaculation Marathon. All live via webcam.
His urge to masturbate, the mother must have known. The boy had been receiving treatment.

what else was he meant to do, bored at home unemployed.

flanzer

Fisher Attractive Volt wrote: »

It is alleged that to the young people from the village in the state of Goias Rubiato incredible 42 times have masturbated. In one night. Recession.

Another poor soul taken due to the current economic climate

Ditch

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Who was keeping count?

Excellent point

ejmaztec

Another thread wanked this topic to death a couple of days ago. but unlike the Brazilian, it seems to have cum back to life.

moomooman

On the plus side, hes reduced his risk of prostate cancer.

DonJose

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Who was keeping count?

They counted the tissues beside his bed

ottostreet

Jesus Christ, the pain after 5 would kill me.

smash

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Who was keeping count?

Fisher Attractive Volt wrote: »

School friends say he even invited her to his nocturnal ejaculation Marathon. All live via webcam.

There you go.

plein de force

i'd say he'll have a fairly hilarious obituary in the paper

johnayo

My God,He was a Master Baiter.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

DonJose wrote: »

They counted the tissues beside his bed

Maybe it was just one extremly messy, wet, sticky draining **** that killed him?

foxyboxer

RIP Juan Kerr.

Cuddlesworth

Fisher Attractive Volt wrote: »

School friends say he even invited her to his nocturnal ejaculation Marathon. All live via webcam.

smash wrote: »

There you go.

I've been on chatcam roulette enough times to know that five seconds of a guy jerking his meat is boring enough, let alone 42 times worth. It must have been the longest ten minutes of the other kids life.

CrazyRabbit

Pft....only 42?

There are so many better **** than that. Just look a Dáil Éireann.

Darius.Tr

What was the cause of death? Did he drown?

BBDBB

Only 42??


My record still stands then:o:D

Eroticfishcake

All good things cum to an end

Latchy

Overdoing it on grandpas Viagra wasn't very clever now was it .

drunkmonkey

Who was doing the counting and who was catching the goo:rolleyes:

PseudoFamous

Was he stiff when they found him?

bucketybuck

Har dee har and all that, but what exactly was the cause of death here? You do not die of masturbation, what was the medical cause of death?

Darius.Tr

bucketybuck wrote: »

Har dee har and all that, but what exactly was the cause of death here? You do not die of masturbation, what was the medical cause of death?

Drowning in your own cum,thats the forst way you could die Well except drowning in someone else cum...

He probably died of dehydration or something like that i guess

fred252

bucketybuck wrote: »

Har dee har and all that, but what exactly was the cause of death here? You do not die of masturbation, what was the medical cause of death?

some type of asphyxiation i guess.

he went down in a blaze of glory

ejmaztec

bucketybuck wrote: »

Har dee har and all that, but what exactly was the cause of death here? You do not die of masturbation, what was the medical cause of death?

An enthusiasm overdose.

J. Marston

Darius.Tr wrote: »

What was the cause of death? Did he drown?

....Ewww.

tfitzgerald

While I have to say it's a sad topic reading sone of the post on this thread made me laugh this is why boards is so popular
A brazillion times :)

stimpson

bucketybuck wrote: »

Har dee har and all that, but what exactly was the cause of death here? You do not die of masturbation, what was the medical cause of death?

Exhustion?

TheBody

stimpson wrote: »

Exhustion?

Maybe he died from a friction burn?

number10a

Footnote to the story:

http://translate.google.ie/translate?sl=de&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bild.de%2Fnews%2Fausland%2Fonanieren%2Fer-lag-tot-auf-seinem-bett-junge-onaniert-sich-zu-tode-19830834.bild.html

lawhec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwAtifCoB3I

Frank Black

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Who was keeping count?

Sperm count


*gets coat*

Taco Corp

Fisher Attractive Volt wrote: »

So it seems you can die from too much of the bad stuff.






http://www.bild.de/news/ausland/onanieren/er-lag-tot-auf-seinem-bett-junge-onaniert-sich-zu-tode-19830834.bild.html

Google Translation of article:

Rubiato (Brazil) - He did it often. In the end, probably too often. In Brazil, will have a boy (16) masturbated to death.
His mother found the boy lifeless in bed in the morning, reported the English online magazine "The Morning Star".
It is alleged that to the young people from the village in the state of Goias Rubiato incredible 42 times have masturbated. In one night. Recession.
School friends say he even invited her to his nocturnal ejaculation Marathon. All live via webcam.
His urge to masturbate, the mother must have known. The boy had been receiving treatment.

I guess he needed a third testicle...

The Internet Explorer

Rest in Peace Little Legend Guy.

You will be remembered for literally, centuries and centuries.


Rest in Peace.

PseudoFamous

The Internet Explorer wrote: »

Rest in Peace Little Legend Guy.

You will be remembered for literally, centuries and centuries.


Rest in Peace.

I'd already forgotten about him until I saw this in my subscription box. I doubt he'll be remembered past Tuesday.

The Internet Explorer

PseudoFamous wrote: »

I'd already forgotten about him until I saw this in my subscription box. I doubt he'll be remembered past Tuesday.

That's entirely possible.

I suppose the angle I was coming from was like the old " did you hear about the _________ who died by doing _____________ " kind of urban myth/some other word I can't think of kind of angle.

Monty Burnz

Would you describe that as going out with a whimper, or with a bang?

grizzly

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Was he stiff when they found him?

PseudoFamous wins the thread.

Seanchai

Fisher Attractive Volt wrote: »

Brazilian **** Himself to Death

God bless us.

Ally Dick

He must've had arms like Popeye ?