The first rule of Anti-Flirt Club...

rubadub

1st rule is not great, I like the 8th best

The club had a series of rules, which were intended as sound and serious advice. These were:[5]

1. Don't flirt: those who flirt in haste oft repent in leisure.
2. Don't accept rides from flirting motorists—they don't invite you in to save you a walk.
3. Don't use your eyes for ogling—they were made for worthier purposes.
4. Don't go out with men you don't know—they may be married, and you may be in for a hair-pulling match.
5. Don't wink—a flutter of one eye may cause a tear in the other.
6. Don't smile at flirtatious strangers—save them for people you know.
7. Don't annex all the men you can get—by flirting with many, you may lose out on the one.
8. Don't fall for the slick, dandified cake eater—the unpolished gold of a real man is worth more than the gloss of a lounge lizard.
9. Don't let elderly men with an eye to a flirtation pat you on the shoulder and take a fatherly interest in you. Those are usually the kind who want to forget they are fathers.
10. Don't ignore the man you are sure of while you flirt with another. When you return to the first one you may find him gone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Flirt_Club

The photo of their president looks like shes winking! could be a dodgy eye though.

ball

Who wants an Anti-flirt club??

Mint Sauce

ball wrote: »

Who wants an Anti-flirt club??

After Hours.

Sky King

President of the anti-flirt club:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alice_Reighly.jpg

God I wonder why she was so successful at not being flirted with!

gargleblaster

Dandified cake-eater?



Also, the lady's picture there reminds me of a famous picture of a group of homely women who posed with a sign that said "lips that touch liquor shall never touch ours," as if that was supposed to convince enough people to make any kind of difference at all.

Sky King

gargleblaster wrote: »

"lips that touch liquor shall never touch ours,"

That's a kind of old-school backwards version of the Beer! Helping ugly people get laid.... T shirt isn't it!?

BBDBB

jeez, she sounds like she needs a good shag

starbelgrade

rubadub wrote: »

The photo of their president looks like shes winking! could be a dodgy eye though.

She looks like she could eat an apple through a letterbox with those teeth.

phasers

Im not great at flirting...


Anyone wanna ride in the jacks?

Princess Peach

Ooooooh they would hate me!

I wanna go and join and corrupt them all!

gargleblaster

Sky King wrote: »

That's a kind of old-school backwards version of the Beer! Helping ugly people get laid.... T shirt isn't it!?

:pac:

Riddle101

Welcome to Flirt Club. The first rule of Flirt Club is: you do not talk about Flirt Club. The second rule of Flirt Club is: you DO NOT talk about Flirt Club! Third rule of Flirt Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, cries, the flirt is over. Fourth rule: only two guys/girls to a lad/lady. Fifth rule: one flirt at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shorts. Seventh rule: flirts will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Flirt Club, you have to flirt.

Oh wait! wrong club, sorry guys:D

BBDBB

flirting is a wonderful way to pass the time