Have you ever streaked?

some random drunk

When I was a horny 14 yr old I decided it would be fun to run around my own house naked one day for the laugh when everyone was out. Or so I thought. Was all going well until I ran back upstairs to the landing. Suddenly I hear a noise. Then there is an agonising split second when I see the door handle of the spare room moving. I freeze to the spot as a French girl steps out into the landing beside me. She was a College student staying with us for a few weeks that summer. She sees me and is startled. Then there's the awkward moment as we make eye contact. Because of the positioning of our bedroom doors I actually have to step around her to go into my room. I don't know what to say, so I don't say anything. I just leg it into my room and close the door. Oh and I had a raging horn on me too .

She went home a few days later and I never heard anything more about it so presume she didnt say anything to my parents.

So has anyone got any streaking stories to tell? Did you streak in a public place? Did you get caught?

This post disturbs me.

El Weirdo

some random drunk wrote: »

When I was a horny 14 yr old I decided it would be fun to run around my own house naked one day for the laugh when everyone was out.

Was that the story you were going to tell Plod if she grassed you up?

minidazzler

Almost all my friends have seen me naked because sometimes when I get drunk in a place where I won't be arrested I tend to get naked and run around for a while.

Klair88

Me and my mate went streaking drunk through town once at about half 1, got picked up by the gardai and they just laughed! 2 weeks later that same friend died in an accident so as a tribute me and all my mates ran through town bollock naked to honor him, about 20 of us running amok with our lads out. Walked into chippers,the pub the lot! Got picked up by the same gardai that had caught me and my deceased friend 2 weeks prior and they knew the score!

We all got off, they just told us to go home, was a great night and a great tribute to him. One i shan't regret or repeat anytime soon:cool:

The Princess Bride

Every time Marty Morrisey is on the telly, I strip off and do a dance for him......does that count?

Ghost Buster

I live in the sticks with a big empty meadow out the back and in the summer I often go for a stroll with Mrs Ghost Buster in the nip. It gorgeous especially if its raining.
Last winter in the height of the cold snap I donned a santy hat and ran around the house nekked . It was 11pm and about -13 or so. It felt great for about 5 min!
I have not seen my penis since........

gargleblaster

Well I thought streaking was more running through a public place naked. I have walked around naked in a few places among fellow naked friends, and also did some drunken flashing.

I had a couple of male friends who as teenagers used to walk around their houses nude. They would get caught by angry family members but apparently this didn't dissuade them.

hondasam

What did you do when you went into the bedroom and closed the door?

stovelid

Yeah for a dare years ago. Only a couple of hundred yards down the road and back though.

x_Ellie_x

I never steaked but I accidently flashed the Chinese takeaway delivery guy once. Does that count? They normally take 40 mins to deliver. I called them after getting in late from work, since they take so long to deliver I thought I would have time to have a quick shower before it came. Was only just in the shower when the doorbell rang. I answered the door wearing just a towel. It slipped a bit as I was reaching for the food. All he got a look at was my tits. I managed to grab the towel before it slipped any futher down. I never tipped him. I decided that seeing my boobs was enough of a tip.

some random drunk

hondasam wrote: »

What did you do when you went into the bedroom and closed the door?

This is AH, so I guess I should say fap, fap, fap etc

However, the truth is I almost died of embarrassment. I was a "late developer" so was pretty shy about my body. Also anything involving sex or nudity was a big taboo in our house growing up so I was freaked out she'd tell my parents.

Poor Uncle Tom

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I have not seen my penis since 1965 when I took to eating cheese and drinking guinness........

Fixed that for you......:D

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Yes,



But I am a rasher

For Forks Sake

msthe80s wrote: »

Every time Marty Morrisey is on the telly, I strip off and do a dance for him......does that count?

Seek professional help.

Ghost Buster

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Fixed that for you......:D

I will hunt you down







and moon you......

some random drunk

Sacramento wrote: »

This post disturbs me.

Oh my god, you're not HER are you???

Poor Uncle Tom

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I will hunt you down







and moon you......

I have no problem seeing mine, it's keeping it clean I have a problem with....

y'see, everytime I streak it streels along the ground.......:D

hondasam

some random drunk wrote: »

This is AH, so I guess I should say fap, fap, fap etc

However, the truth is I almost died of embarrassment. I was a "late developer" so was pretty shy about my body. Also anything involving sex or nudity was a big taboo in our house growing up so I was freaked out she'd tell my parents.

You poor child, no sex or nudity. what did you and your brothers and sisters do?

J K

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I live in the sticks with a big empty meadow out the back and in the summer I often go for a stroll with Mrs Ghost Buster in the nip.

That's what you think. :cool:

some random drunk

hondasam wrote: »

You poor child, no sex or nudity. what did you and your brothers and sisters do?

Emigrate:D

Ghost Buster

J K wrote: »

That's what you think. :cool:

So. have you seen my penis?

minidazzler

x_Ellie_x wrote: »

I never steaked but I accidently flashed the Chinese takeaway delivery guy once. Does that count? They normally take 40 mins to deliver. I called them after getting in late from work, since they take so long to deliver I thought I would have time to have a quick shower before it came. Was only just in the shower when the doorbell rang. I answered the door wearing just a towel. It slipped a bit as I was reaching for the food. All he got a look at was my tits. I managed to grab the towel before it slipped any futher down. I never tipped him. I decided that seeing my boobs was enough of a tip.

They're not that good love, *puts away bino's."

Bipolar Joe

Twice in Thurles I ran through the shopping centre in nothing but socks. The second time I ran along with fifty cents in my hand so I could put it in the tub and get a sticker from a lady by the door which I promptly attached to my nipple.

Poor Uncle Tom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_-oFmAcCSw

rubadub

x_Ellie_x wrote: »

I never steaked but I accidently flashed the Chinese takeaway delivery guy once.

accidental ehh?? I've heard this termed a "pizza flash"

x_Ellie_x wrote: »

I decided that seeing my boobs was enough of a tip.

good auld double standards, reverse the genders and you'd be on a sex offender list! "but your honour, everybody knows delivery women adore looking at strangers cocks"

Poor Uncle Tom

rubadub wrote: »

good auld double standards, reverse the genders and you'd be on a sex offender list! "but your honour, everybody knows delivery women adore looking at strangers cocks"

If you were one of the O'Lepresee's you could leave her the tip.....:pac: