I hit a sheep on my way to work

Jayo11780

As the title says.. I was on my way to work yesterday when a stupid f****r of a sheep walked out in front of me and a drove right up it's arse at about 40mph(i had slowed down from around 65/70ish)...
i dont think he died but it was funny as hell, wool everywhere, it looked like he had a big purple bald arse like a baboon after it.
Anyway after getting out of the car and checking that there was no damage done I drove off to work as normal!

thecornflake

Jayo11780 wrote: »

As the title says.. I was on my way to work yesterday when a stupid f****r of a sheep walked out in front of me and a drove right up it's arse at about 40mph(i had slowed down from around 65/70ish)...
i dont think he died but it was funny as hell, wool everywhere, it looked like he had a big purple bald arse like a baboon after it.
Anyway after getting out of the car and checking that there was no damage done I drove off to work as normal!

Baaad story bro.

Skerries

don't be sheepish, ewe deliberately rammed it didn't ewe?
you might have to go on the lamb now

kfallon

Jayo11780 wrote: »

As the title says.. I was on my way to work yesterday when a stupid f****r of a sheep walked out in front of me and a drove right up it's arse at about 40mph(i had slowed down from around 65/70ish)...
i dont think he died but it was funny as hell, wool everywhere, it looked like he had a big purple bald arse like a baboon after it.
Anyway after getting out of the car and checking that there was no damage done I drove off to work as normal!

Lamb of Jaysus :rolleyes:

The King of Moo

Don't try to pull the wool over our eyes, you hit him of shear baadmindedness, didn't ewe!?

:pac:

YouTookMyName

Should have brought it home and butchered it.

Plazaman

There goes your dinner (and/or possibly your dinner date).

mathie

Jayo11780 wrote: »

.. it was funny as hell...

You need to post this in Animal and Pet Issues.

They can take a good joke over there.

KTRIC

Well aren't you just clever :rolleyes:

I doubt many sheep were knocked down in Offaly yesterday. All the Gardai have to do is request your IP address from Boards.ie and you can be easily tracked down.

FatherLen

i don't believe your story to be true.

hondasam

Jayo11780 wrote: »

As the title says.. I was on my way to work yesterday when a stupid f****r of a sheep walked out in front of me and a drove right up it's arse at about 40mph(i had slowed down from around 65/70ish)...
i dont think he died but it was funny as hell, wool everywhere, it looked like he had a big purple bald arse like a baboon after it.
Anyway after getting out of the car and checking that there was no damage done I drove off to work as normal!

And what happened next ? there is more I hope.

listermint

KTRIC wrote: »

Well aren't you just clever :rolleyes:

I doubt many sheep were knocked down in Offaly yesterday. All the Gardai have to do is request your IP address from Boards.ie and you can be easily tracked down.

For What! ? :rolleyes:


Stupid post is a stupid post....

Loose animal walks out on road driver hits it....

LaVail

Are you sure you didn't fall a sheep at the wheel?

py2006

I'm soooo gonna dream about sheep tonight!

Plazaman

KTRIC wrote: »

Well aren't you just clever :rolleyes:

I doubt many sheep were knocked down in Offaly yesterday. All the Gardai have to do is request your IP address from Boards.ie and you can be easily tracked down.

Yes, it'll be their top priority. Will wait for the full arrest story in the Indo tomorrow.

jonnyfingers

I rear ended a sheep once too.

DonJose

Jayo11780 wrote: »

Anyway after getting out of the car and checking that there was no damage done I drove off to work as normal!

You hit a sheep and your car had no damage :rolleyes: Troll fail!!!

KTRIC

Plazaman wrote: »

Yes, it'll be their top priority. Will wait for the full arrest story in the Indo tomorrow.

Well I've been campaigning for sheep rights for years and I'm sick of this nonsense :mad:

biko

Stupid sheep, get off the road. You're not a car, you're a sheep.

Anyway
/troll thread.