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Finish cartmans joke

  • 05-09-2011 8:56pm
    #1
    Musicman2006
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭


    Cartman asked the class - 'what did the breast cancer say to the polish monkey?' but then got interrupted by wendy..

    Anyone know the answer?!


Comments

  • #2
    CongressTart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 ✭CongressTart


    The aristocrats?


  • #3
    pbowenroe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 467 ✭✭pbowenroe


    suck my balls?


  • #4
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    "Well, at least I'm not Polish".


  • #5
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    CongressTart wrote: »
    The aristocrats?

    Nope


  • #6
    Doublechinlolz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭Doublechinlolz


    Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was driving it.


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  • #7
    whubee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 175 ✭✭whubee


    yoooou took mah job


  • #8
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Can cer I do Can cer I do

    How about

    "Got milk"


  • #9
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    "Hey guys, what do you call a jewish womans boobs?.........Joobs."


  • #10
    pbowenroe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 467 ✭✭pbowenroe


    fk off back to poland?


  • #11
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    "Hey guys, what do you call a jewish womans boobs?.........Joobs."
    Nope, joobs are Mexican boobs...

    Jewish boobs are Jacob's Peaks......:D


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  • #12
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    i was saying "hey atleast i dont steal swans"


  • #13
    Icyseanfitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,477 ✭✭✭Icyseanfitz


    respect my authority


  • #14
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Eric Cartman wrote: »
    i was saying "hey atleast i dont steal swans"
    or

    "being Polish, swan problem I don't have"


  • #15
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    or

    "being Polish, swan problem I don't have"

    sir , i commend you on your excellent post, if re-regging wasnt against the rules i would do it, just to thank your post atleast 9 more times


  • #16
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    The cancer said 'This joke is about as funny as me'


  • #17
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    WindSock wrote: »
    The cancer said 'This joke is about as funny as me'

    what type of dance did the smokers lung do ?

    can-can-cer


  • #18
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    heard one of my kids mates ask the others -"why did the polish man cross the road??" - cos he took the chickens job. I laughed anyway....


  • #19
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Monkeys don't come from Poland.

    Come to think of it, breast cancer is not able to speak - it is not even capable of sentient thought.

    Overall, this situation which we find ourselves in is preposterous, not to mention impossible.


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