Taking over the world

ardinn · 05-09-2011 5:11pm #1

I'm going to take over the world and need a few loyal subjects - I need suggestions for a Gang membership form - attributes and past experience - What criteria would you look for in your gang members???

4leto · 05-09-2011 5:16pm

"Huh"

I don't fancy our new leader.

Orando Broom · 05-09-2011 5:17pm

IBL.

This 'gang' sounds like an andrew Lloyd Webber fück party as opposed a coherent group capable of world dominance.

Get tha fook!

AnamGlas · 05-09-2011 5:18pm

Is that you again Merkel?

kfallon · 05-09-2011 5:18pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs

Chuck Stone · 05-09-2011 5:18pm

What criteria would you look for in your gang members???

Gombeenery.

We could wreck the place in a matter of months.

Phill Ewinn · 05-09-2011 5:20pm

You're from Carlow OP. Know your place! Taking over the world is not for you.

4leto · 05-09-2011 5:21pm

Yeah take over Carlow

Lord TSC · 05-09-2011 5:24pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Gombeenery.

We could wreck the place in a matter of months.

I think you'll find that Fianna Fail and Fine Gael are way ahead of you on that...

ardinn · 05-09-2011 5:29pm

Phill Ewinn wrote: »

You're from Carlow OP. Know your place! Taking over the world is not for you.

Its always the ones you least expect!

Bipolar Joe · 05-09-2011 5:31pm

Can I be the court jester / ninja?

kfallon · 05-09-2011 5:41pm

4leto wrote: »

Yeah take over Carlow

Who'd want to? :pac:

stupidusername · 05-09-2011 5:49pm

sounds like too much work, and all bloated after my food.

Omacron · 05-09-2011 6:13pm

If you’re going to have a cat check the other gang members are not allergic to it. Make sure they understand numbers so they know their place in the organisation. Don’t bother with sharks yet as you’re only starting out and their a pain in the hole but don’t be afraid to ask about shark experience it could be useful in the future. Also you need a cool supervillian name to get people excited. Best of luck.

ardinn · 05-09-2011 8:40pm

Omacron wrote: »

If you’re going to have a cat check the other gang members are not allergic to it. Make sure they understand numbers so they know their place in the organisation. Don’t bother with sharks yet as you’re only starting out and their a pain in the hole but don’t be afraid to ask about shark experience it could be useful in the future. Also you need a cool supervillian name to get people excited. Best of luck.

You seem to have some experience in this field - if you can count - I name you number 2 until something better comes along! Also - I never thought of sharks, I was going with the hounds shooting bees type hybrid vicious creature.

Sky King · 05-09-2011 8:41pm

stupidusername wrote: »

sounds like too much work, and all bloated after my food.

Was someone feeding you bread?

stupidusername · 05-09-2011 8:54pm

Sky King wrote: »

Was someone feeding you bread?

Hahahahahahaha.

No

Sky King · 05-09-2011 9:08pm

Oh well have a saucer of milk then, Jesus!

Omacron · 05-09-2011 10:55pm

Its a gracious offer but I fear I must decline, your lack of previous form in the taking over the world stakes and the fact that you haven't got a really cool scary name make me question the success of your venture. I also suffer from uncontrollable flatulence when in stressful situations...do you really want a loud fart interrupting your diabolical monologues.

TheZohanS · 05-09-2011 11:17pm

Phill Ewinn wrote: »

You're from Carlow OP. Know your place! Taking over the world is not for you.

Dude you're from Wickla, quiet now.

af_thefragile · 05-09-2011 11:24pm

kfallon wrote: »

Pinky and Brain

That was exactly what came into my head first when I saw this thread!

Tonyandthewhale · 05-09-2011 11:27pm

What are you actually going to do when, or rather if you take over the world? I mean where do you go from there? Seems like there'd be a lot of admin involved as well if you were in charge of the whole world, not sure if it's worth the hassle tbh.

af_thefragile · 05-09-2011 11:28pm

Tonyandthewhale wrote: »

What are you actually going to do when, or rather if you take over the world? I mean where do you go from there? Seems like there'd be a lot of admin involved as well if you were in charge of the whole world, not sure if it's worth the hassle tbh.

Its not the what you gonna do when you take over the world part that matters, its what you do to take over the world which is the exciting bit. Look at Hitler!

cocoshovel · 05-09-2011 11:35pm

4leto wrote: »

Yeah take over Carlow

If you want to mess with Carlow you're going to have to deal with Kilkenny first boi! Carlow is our bitch! :mad:

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