I drove into somebody and took off

Hangballlouie

So I was driving my little 92 red ford fiesta in Green Street(off Capel Street) and this cracker of a young'one crossed the road. My eyes were diverted for a second checking out her ass and I crashed into the side of a really nice BMW.

I got out and checked my car, which was fine, seen that there was no camera's and fu#ked off. The BMW was in bits though.

Sure it looked like the owner was rich with his big beemer, so I don't think he would mind.:cool:

Kells...

Your a cnut.

hullaballoo

What is it with people committing crimes and talking about it on the Internet?


Do you think you're anonymous or something?

lastlaugh

That's despicable.

Papa_Lazarou

A bit slow today ill admit

mikemac

You should be hung from the Spire :mad:

Axe Rake

Ban

Icyseanfitz

not sure if serious, if so you are an idiot of biblical proportions

cyrusdvirus

Pics of the young un, or gtfo.

Oh, and the peeps getting all high horsey, have a wee look at the thread index. Just surprised it took this long.

Logical Fallacy

Jesus ****ing christ kids, it's just a ****ty switch on the "somebody drove into and took off" thread.

Abandon the moral high ground or paint thyself retarded.

abouttobebanned

Lot of slow joes here.

lastlaugh

How on earth can people come on here and brag about such things?

An insta-perma-ban is needed for this scallywag.

:mad:

bfocusd

The damage you caused would cost more than your crock of s**t, which you felt the need to check, so because you're ok you leave.. Do you even have insurance or a licence? You obviously dont have the capacity to drive, if you hit someone would it be the same cause they were knocked out and couldn say who done it?

Hangballlouie

Some idiots around here!

ahyeahok

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056378132

Compak

My Lord, how hungover are the AH boardsies today.

Seriously a cup of coffee and wake up, the thread is only one above

aaronjumper

It would appear some people still do not get it. Even though one of the previous posts blatantly explains what's going on. Oh well. . .

lastlaugh

bfocusd wrote: »

The damage you caused would cost more than your crock of s**t, which you felt the need to check, so because you're ok you leave.. Do you even have insurance or a licence? You obviously dont have the capacity to drive, if you hit someone would it be the same cause they were knocked out and couldn say who done it?

Hear here, I agee with this completly.

Logical Fallacy

bfocusd wrote: »

The damage you caused would cost more than your crock of s**t, which you felt the need to check, so because you're ok you leave.. Do you even have insurance or a licence? You obviously dont have the capacity to drive, if you hit someone would it be the same cause they were knocked out and couldn say who done it?

Given that this thread is pure fiction i'd say you would have a heart attack reading a Tom Clancy novel.

Big Nasty

You should sell your crock of sh1te car and give the €50 to feed the starving children in Africe!

bfocusd

ahyeahok wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056378132

What are the chances of that!

Overheal

hangballlouie wrote: »

So I was driving my little 92 red ford fiesta in Green Street(off Capel Street) and this cracker of a young'one crossed the road. My eyes were diverted for a second checking out her ass and I crashed into the side of a really nice BMW.

I got out and checked my car, which was fine, seen that there was no camera's and fu#ked off. The BMW was in bits though.

Sure it looked like the owner was rich with his big beemer, so I don't think he would mind.:cool:

You know, if the Gardai find this thread, they can subpoena for your user information.

Have fun being a fugitive! o/

bfocusd

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

bfocusd wrote: »

The damage you caused would cost more than your crock of s**t, which you felt the need to check, so because you're ok you leave.. Do you even have insurance or a licence? You obviously dont have the capacity to drive, if you hit someone would it be the same cause they were knocked out and couldn say who done it?

Given that this thread is pure fiction i'd say you would have a heart attack reading a Tom Clancy novel.

I possibly would, but two people I know were very badly injured in two different hit and run's by ignorant drivers both drivers doing over the limit and left them to die, people dont see the aftermath until it happens to them.

FueledByAisling

I Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the owner of the BMW came across this thread and tracked you down from your IP address and set your car on fire for some casual revenge or at least I would.

Clear4launch

I have a friend that deliberately buys a cheap car for about 300euros. Drives it into town(Dublin) and "rubs" it against expensive cars that only the greedy would have.
I say fair play to him, less greed is what we need in this world.

Not that his actions are gonna make any difference, but it sure is satisfying.

ahyeahok

trying to stir things up?

Wolfe Tone

My friend goes one further and runs rich folk down in his sh"tbox.

TheZohanS

For anyone not aware of it yet, this is a parody thread. It's not real folks, just a bit of humour.

Hangballlouie

[QUOTE=FueledByAisling;I Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the owner of the BMW came across this thread and tracked you down from your IP address and set your car on fire for some casual revenge or at least I would.[/QUOTE]

I seriously doubt the BMW driver is on boards. I won't be caught. I covered my tracks

stimpson

Clear4launch wrote: »

I have a friend that deliberately buys a cheap car for about 300euros. Drives it into town(Dublin) and "rubs" it against expensive cars that only the greedy would have.
I say fair play to him, less greed is what we need in this world.

Not that his actions are gonna make any difference, but it sure is satisfying.

Worst. Troll. Ever.

Krizdarkfall

hangballlouie wrote: »

I seriously doubt the BMW driver is on boards. I won't be caught. I covered my tracks

This may seem weird but i seen a thread a few minutes ago about a guy claiming his Bmw was hit.
I think you should close this thread or he might catch ya

:P:P:P:P:P:P

x in the city

hangballlouie wrote: »

So I was driving my little 92 red ford fiesta in Green Street(off Capel Street) and this cracker of a young'one crossed the road. My eyes were diverted for a second checking out her ass and I crashed into the side of a really nice BMW.

I got out and checked my car, which was fine, seen that there was no camera's and fu#ked off. The BMW was in bits though.

Sure it looked like the owner was rich with his big beemer, so I don't think he would mind.:cool:

did you take 500eu from an ATM recently....

seems possible

KeithM89_old

Clear4launch wrote: »

I have a friend that deliberately buys a cheap car for about 300euros. Drives it into town(Dublin) and "rubs" it against expensive cars that only the greedy would have.
I say fair play to him, less greed is what we need in this world.

Not that his actions are gonna make any difference, but it sure is satisfying.

Krizdarkfall wrote: »

This may seem weird but i seen a thread a few minutes ago about a guy claiming his Bmw was hit.
I think you should close this thread or he might catch ya

:P:P:P:P:P:P

Farewell mr.re-regs.
Banned

Mahatma coat

I have a friend that deliberately buys a cheap car for about 300euros. Drives it into town(Dublin) and "rubs" it against expensive cars that only the greedy would have.
I say fair play to him, less greed is what we need in this world.

Not that his actions are gonna make any difference, but it sure is satisfying.
Today 18:23

How does this help the starving children in Africa?

I have a Better idea, buy yourself a Large Mercedes or BMW and goout on the Streets Running over African Children, this will directly reduce the amount of African Children that require feeding and therefore have a Direct afect on Starvatin in Africa;)

Big Nasty

Clear4launch wrote: »

I have a friend that deliberately buys a cheap car for about 300euros. Drives it into town(Dublin) and "rubs" it against expensive cars that only the greedy would have.
I say fair play to him, less greed is what we need in this world.

Not that his actions are gonna make any difference, but it sure is satisfying.

Mods - can we get rid of this guy please! :mad:

EDIT: Good call KeithM89!

4leto

hullaballoo wrote: »

What is it with people committing crimes and talking about it on the Internet?


Do you think you're anonymous or something?

I think its the modern confessional, people post about it trying to get some sort of atonement.

Not here though the irresponsible turd.

Edit I now see this is a joke thread.

J. Marston

A few people in this thread, tut tut...

Logical Fallacy

bfocusd wrote: »

I possibly would, but two people I know were very badly injured in two different hit and run's by ignorant drivers both drivers doing over the limit and left them to die, people dont see the aftermath until it happens to them.

That's cool. In primary one of my best friends was killed cycling home on his bike and the driver took off and 3 years ago my Uncle was killed by a dude in a Jeep who was drunk in the middle of the day and went home and climbed into bed after killing him.

So we can continue to compare tragedy or we can just admit that the story is fictional and the item hit was a car not a person.

Pace2008

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Jesus ****ing christ kids, it's just a ****ty switch on the "somebody drove into and took off" thread.

Abandon the moral high ground or paint thyself retarded.

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bfocusd wrote: »

The damage you caused would cost more than your crock of s**t, which you felt the need to check, so because you're ok you leave.. Do you even have insurance or a licence? You obviously dont have the capacity to drive, if you hit someone would it be the same cause they were knocked out and couldn say who done it?

lastlaugh wrote: »

Hear here, I agee with this completly.

Overheal wrote: »

You know, if the Gardai find this thread, they can subpoena for your user information.

Have fun being a fugitive! o/

FueledByAisling wrote: »

I Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the owner of the BMW came across this thread and tracked you down from your IP address and set your car on fire for some casual revenge or at least I would.

Take a bow, guys.

bfocusd

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

bfocusd wrote: »

I possibly would, but two people I know were very badly injured in two different hit and run's by ignorant drivers both drivers doing over the limit and left them to die, people dont see the aftermath until it happens to them.

That's cool. In primary one of my best friends was killed cycling home on his bike and the driver took off and 3 years ago my Uncle was killed by a dude in a Jeep who was drunk in the middle of the day and went home and climbed into bed after killing him.

So we can continue to compare tragedy or we can just admit that the story is fictional and the item hit was a car not a person.

This thread is fictional (didnt know as im on my phone and its not great for boards)
But the basis behind it is not.. My bad for not knowing about the original post, I guess I jumped to conclusion and tried to highlight where does it becomes irrational?

Musicman2006

Why would your man drive a beemer? He should just get an aul banger..

bfocusd

Pace2008 wrote: »

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Jesus ****ing christ kids, it's just a ****ty switch on the "somebody drove into and took off" thread.

Abandon the moral high ground or paint thyself retarded.

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bfocusd wrote: »

The damage you caused would cost more than your crock of s**t, which you felt the need to check, so because you're ok you leave.. Do you even have insurance or a licence? You obviously dont have the capacity to drive, if you hit someone would it be the same cause they were knocked out and couldn say who done it?

lastlaugh wrote: »

Hear here, I agee with this completly.

Overheal wrote: »

You know, if the Gardai find this thread, they can subpoena for your user information.

Have fun being a fugitive! o/

FueledByAisling wrote: »

I Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the owner of the BMW came across this thread and tracked you down from your IP address and set your car on fire for some casual revenge or at least I would.

Take a bow, guys.

And girls thank you very much! Haha

Typh

OP should be disgusted with himself. I hope he gets caught.


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Wish I knew how to insert an image of that slow pokemon...

KELTICKNIGHTT

HAPPENED to me during the summer where uninsured driver hit side of me as couldnt stop and took off,but had a camera too record everything,haded it to garda