The Phantom ****ter

Krizdarkfall

Have you ever been a phantom ****ter? Did you ever know of any phantom ****ting? Please tell us.

An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. The practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. Naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to World War II.

tallaghtmick

Not really a phantom ****ter but in my job a few of us dont use our toilets because they are always busy or just nasty so we use the ones downstairs or on the weekend the toilets upstairs,theres notices put up everywhere over it

lastlaugh

I used to work on a building site for a while a few years ago helping a mate put up plasterboards.

Most of the time it was straight forward enough, it was the smaller places that were difficult to tack.

One day, we came into a house and someone had shat under the stairs.
It was absolutely rank, one of the blokes just went in and fitted the plaster boards, I can't understand how he put up with the stench.

Big Nasty

In before the flutt!

Duff

I've seen a few turds left by the Oxegen phantom shítter. He roams from tent to tent shíteing in sleeping bags.

Saila

are they the ones who do the white ****, you dont see them anymore

smash

this is pretty fkn disgusting

Saila

lastlaugh wrote: »

I used to work on a building site for a while a few years ago helping a mate put up plasterboards.

Most of the time it was straight forward enough, it was the smaller places that were difficult to tack.

One day, we came into a house and someone had shat under the stairs.
It was absolutely rank, one of the blokes just went in and fitted the plaster boards, I can't understand how he put up with the stench.

it was the flutt

kfallon

Krizdarkfall wrote: »

An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet

Their pants? :eek:

:pac:

MetalDog

Then there's the practice of sh!tting in the cistern, or "top decking" as it is referred to in the UN Charter on Human Rights: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=top%20deck

BBDBB

not since I was aged 4..........but damn I was good:D:cool:

smash

MetalDog wrote: »

Then there's the practice of sh!tting in the cistern, or "top decking" as it is referred to in the UN Charter on Human Rights: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=top%20deck

That was in Macgrubber

TheBunk1

Someone shat on the step of our carpeted stairs after a night out. Few randomers in the house and the culprit never confessed or was found out, although everyone had a fair idea who did it.

We found his jocks in the bin and the tea-towel he'd used to wipe his arse hangin on the washing line. Unwashed.

Dirty bastard.

yutta

I know a guy who put a tub of Dairygold in the microwave, emptied it out, shat in it, and topped it back up with melted Dairygold...

spunk_monkey

can one go unreg'd for this?

Super-Rush

Take yer shit talk somewhere else please.