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Quotes on Drink

  • 01-09-2011 8:48pm
    #1
    coldfire1x
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭


    "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
    ~ Jack Handy


    "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
    ~ Brian O'Rourke


    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
    ~ Henny Youngman


    "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
    ~ Dave Barry


Comments

  • #2
    dexter647
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭dexter647


    Love Brian O' Rourke's quote..:D


  • #3
    SparklersJo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 285 ✭✭SparklersJo


    We're all goin' to heaven lads!...Waheeeey...


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