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Don't you just hate it when.

  • 01-09-2011 9:52am
    #1
    blodvyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 170 ✭✭


    You go to make a **** in a friend / public place and you reach for the bog roll and there is none left.

    what do you just hate?


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  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    premature ejaculation


  • #3
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    blodvyn wrote: »
    You go to make a **** in a friend / public place and you reach for the bog roll and there is none left.

    what do you just hate?

    :eek::eek::eek:


  • #4
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    blodvyn wrote: »
    You go to make a **** in a friend / public place and you reach for the bog roll and there is none left.

    what do you just hate?

    You might want to consider rephrasing that.


  • #5
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    ...you're stuck in Lidl with one item (e.g. toilet roll) and and five full trollies are in front of you.


  • #6
    WinstonOno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 189 ✭✭WinstonOno


    just use your sock


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  • #7
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    Like to have a **** in your girlfriend to make her front bum be the same as her back bum?

    Freak!


  • #8
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    blodvyn wrote: »
    You go to make a **** in a friend

    Isn't that the weird shít fetish thingy you have? The name escapes me, anyway I'm surprised you're worried about bog roll. Couldn't your friend just help you 'out'.


  • #9
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    WinstonOno wrote: »
    just use your sock


    Ewwww. Hand towel would be better, No?


  • #10
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    When the cleaner's synchronise their duties with your bowel movements.


  • #11
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Socks
    Jocks
    Carboard bit of bog roll
    Newspaper
    Magazine (non stick tho :P)
    Wallpaper from wall (If applicable)

    The options are all there for you!!!


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  • #12
    WinstonOno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 189 ✭✭WinstonOno


    MugMugs wrote: »
    Ewwww. Hand towel would be better, No?

    bit hard to get your ass up that high, and a bit hard to explain if someone walks in:eek:


  • #13
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Don't you just hate when they don't finish their ****ing thread titles?


  • #14
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    When the cleaner's synchronise their duties with your bowel movements.

    Why do they have to clean all the toilets at once, and during lunch time?


  • #15
    Lady Chuckles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    blodvyn wrote: »
    You go to make a **** have to do a number two in a friend's / public place and you reach for the bog toilet paper roll and there is none left.

    what do you just hate?


    Don't worry, boardsies. I've sorted this one for you! :rolleyes:


  • #16
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    You could always just not wipe and wait for when you get to somewhere that has bog roll.

    It's usually at times like this when the person you really like makes a play for you and while you're getting down to it and she is reverse cowgirl she reaches down to tickle your nuts and gets a big handful of sh1te in return though..... :eek:

    Are YOU willing to take that risk OP ? Are you ? :confused:


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