Gravity's a C*nt

gandhi123

Dropped my phone at least ten times sober = Phone OK


dropped my phone ONCE locked = Screen F*cked :(

So AH.. what's gravity ruined on you??

later12

It's not gravity I hate, it's wind.

Wind is a bully. So rough, and rude.

im invisible

its not the fall that kills you, its the sudden stop when the ground gets in the way

Muas Tenek

Funny enough once something hits the floor it doesn't fall any further - moral = live closer to the floor (I do this most Friday nights )

Valentina

Gravity always wins...

HazDanz

My mind is ruined. Instantly thought this thread was related to breast falling.

policarp

A lot of my apples fell to the ground and got badly bruised. . .
One even hit me on the head. . .

Snowie

well it helped my balls drop...

ask the women bet they have nothing but good things to say about it :pac
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Emiko

Go to google, type in google gravity, and then hit I'm feeling lucky.

Dodd

I don't believe in gravity.
It's all in your head.

foxyboxer

Don't thank me. Thank the moon's gravitational pull.

CardBordWindow

Broke 3 ribs in a fall snowboarding.
Also lost a phone to a watery grave, all thanks to gravity.


Gravity,you win this round.

stupidusername

My height.i believe i'd be around 8feet tall if gravity hadn't interfered

carlybabe1

me nipples are in a heap, keep standin on them when im drivin me car :mad:


f8ck you gravity, fuuuuuck youuuuu


and also because it brings us this shlte

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awd-LZTIR5w

dlofnep

foxyboxer wrote: »

Don't thank me. Thank the moon's gravitational pull.

The moon's gravitational pull wouldn't have anything to do with it

amacachi

Dunno what Isaac Newton was at when he invented gravity. Things would be different only for that dick.

Wossack

You win again gravity!

emeraldstar

gandhi123 wrote: »

Dropped my phone at least ten times sober = Phone OK


dropped my phone ONCE locked = Screen F*cked :(

So AH.. what's gravity ruined on you??

Gravity... or alcohol?

Irish Halo

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Broke 3 ribs in a fall snowboarding.
Also lost a phone to a watery grave, all thanks to gravity.
Gravity,you win this round.

Surely it won two rounds?

OldGoat

Was sitting down to dinner last Sunday. We put a huge joint of beef on the table, a heap of delicious duck fat roast spuds, carrots, broad beans, yorkshire puddings...you get the picture.
Then disaster, the sauceboat broke and the gravy went everywhere except on the dinnerplates.
Gravyity - it's a c*nt.

almostnever

Oh, gravity. Thou art a heartless bitch.

chughes

Some of these stories are very touching. I now understand the gravity of the situation.

deman

I don't have a fear of heights, it's hitting the ground that scares me.

pickarooney

Gravity: the ultimate PUA.

Emiko

One good thing about gravity; it never lets you down.

hardCopy

ThurstonWhore wrote: »

Gravity always wins...

Challenge accepted...

Liam Byrne

gandhi123 wrote: »

Dropped my phone at least ten times sober = Phone OK


dropped my phone ONCE locked = Screen F*cked :(

Ah - there's where you went wrong.....you should have gotten the phone unlocked - it enables the hidden "bounce when dropped" feature.

WinstonOno

why cant I fly?? fu@k you gravity

smash

carlybabe1 wrote: »

me nipples are in a heap, keep standin on them when im drivin me car :mad:

wtf?

gandhi123

emeraldstar wrote: »

Gravity... or alcohol?

No definitely gravity.... gravity gives alcohol a bad rep:mad:

Sofaspud

Stupid people with your "science", gravity is only a theory!

It's really God blowing things towards the Earth!

Plazaman

According to the BMI, I'm at my ideal weight. Unfortunatley I should be 8 foot 6.... damn you gravity for pulling me out instead of letting me grow tall.

gravityisalie

Dodd wrote: »

I don't believe in gravity.
It's all in your head.

:pac:

gravityisalie

almostnever wrote: »

Oh, gravity. Thou art a heartless bitch.

Saila

that time when my laptop fell off my bed and landed on the charger connecting piece, bastard is still turning off if I forget and twist it for some reason :mad:

macman2010

gandhi123 wrote: »

So AH.. what's gravity ruined on you??

My wife's knockers?

staker

macman2010 wrote: »

My wife's knockers?

They were fine last night...

Seeing as you're asking:pac:

Guill

Plazaman wrote: »

According to the BMI, I'm at my ideal weight. Unfortunatley I should be 8 foot 6.... damn you gravity for pulling me out instead of letting me grow tall.

Gravity is proportional to you're mass, so if it is having to much of an effect on you then that means you need to lay off the chips my greasy friend!

Gravity is a harsh mistress.