So the Nun and Priest sign their children up for insurance

TheDriver

http://www.chill.ie/quote/school

was looking at this bargain where your child can be insured for personal liability for €3. No one has questioned yet that Fr Driver has 3 kids.........

mikom

Ahhh, Howya Len, hows the son?

Wertz

Meh I came in here expecting a religious joke with a mildly amusing punchline...

Saila

thinly veiled spam thread

7sr2z3fely84g5

terms and conditions-
http://www.chill.ie/kids-personal-accident-insurance/faqs.aspx

What is covered?


Accidental Bodily Injury resulting in:

Category A

Death:

€7,500

Permanent Total Disablement:

€100,000

Loss of one limb or loss of sight in one eye:

€100,000

Loss of more than one limb; or Loss of sight in both Eyes; or Loss of one Limb and Loss of One Eye:

€100,000

Loss of Hearing in both ears:

€100,000

Loss of Hearing in one ear:

€30,000

Loss of Speech:

€100,000

Medical Expenses following Accidental Bodily Injury.

Excess:
Up to €25,000

€50

Dental Expenses following Accidental Bodily Injury.

Excess:
Up to €25,000

€50

Hospital Confinement (per day = 24 hour period)

€20 per day up to a maximum of 90 days

TheMaximum Limitunder Items 1 to 6 for any oneAccident:

€100,000

Jaysus :eek:

Jesus Wept

I used to work a job calling people up offering them cover and telling them the amounts they'd get if certain things happened like the list above or if they became paraplegic/quad.

Outsold everyone else by about 3x, must have a knack for scaring the crap out of cunts.

TheDriver

not spam at all, couldn't give a flying f**k about the insurance website. just thought it was funny but must be my crap sense of humour!