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Have you or would you ever use a Prostate massager?

30-08-2011 3:47pm

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Thatguy123

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Just like the title says, have you or would you ever use a prostate massager?

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#2 30-08-2011 3:49pm

My name is URL

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No.. just no. That's a strictly one-way street

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#3 30-08-2011 3:49pm

Thatguy123

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OSI wrote: »

wtf is a prostate massager?

google it

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#4 30-08-2011 3:49pm

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OSI wrote: »

wtf is a prostate massager?

A vibrator for your bum hole I would guess. Me, meh, depends on the situation.

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#5 30-08-2011 3:49pm

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What, my left hand while the right is "busy"?

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#6 30-08-2011 3:49pm

KTRIC

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I'm not going to google it but care to fill us in ?? (not literally)

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#7 30-08-2011 3:50pm

Bipolar Joe

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Let's just say that after an experience with a lady I was seeing, I'm........... Curious.

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#8 30-08-2011 3:51pm

Ditch

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This one doesn't bode well :rolleyes:

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#9 30-08-2011 3:51pm

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Im sure many homosexual gigilos would enjoy it after a hard's day work

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#10 30-08-2011 3:51pm

DaveDaRave

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Bisexual Joe wrote: »

I'm........... Curious.

No foolin'

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#11 30-08-2011 3:55pm

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fjsanchez wrote: »

Im sure many homosexual gigilos would enjoy it after a hard's day work

many strait guys use them, it doesnt make you gay just because it involves the butt!

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#12 30-08-2011 3:57pm

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Thatguy123 wrote: »

Just like the title says, have you or would you ever use a prostate massager?

No, I'd buy it dinner and drinks first.

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#13 30-08-2011 4:06pm

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Thatguy123 wrote: »

Just like the title says, have you or would you ever use a prostate massager?

That's an odd thing to call a penis.

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#14 30-08-2011 4:08pm

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this place gets weirder everyday

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#15 30-08-2011 4:08pm

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All men use them its a rite of (back) passage when you reach 18.

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#16 30-08-2011 4:09pm

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I would imagine it is very difficult to get a proper massage, when someone is lying prostrate.

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#17 30-08-2011 4:10pm

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Thatguy123 wrote: »

Just like the title says, have you or would you ever use a prostate massager?

**** me! :eek:

* you learn something new everyday! who'da thought? *

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#18 30-08-2011 4:13pm

Elbow

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howamidifferent wrote: »

**** me! :eek:

No **** me is the next step up from a prostate massager!

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#19 30-08-2011 4:19pm

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I just googled it and got a little sick in my mouth!

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#20 30-08-2011 4:21pm

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Awesome! In you while ur in him FTW!

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#21 30-08-2011 4:23pm

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Shove it up yer hole.

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#22 30-08-2011 4:25pm

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Low Life IS NEVER FAR AWAY ON BOARDS.

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#23 30-08-2011 4:30pm

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paddyandy wrote: »

Low Life IS NEVER FAR AWAY ON BOARDS.

Yup, here you are

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#24 30-08-2011 4:34pm

4leto

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I think the doctor used one on me

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#25 30-08-2011 4:40pm

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Never knew AH was so anally retentive. It's just massaging your prostate guys!

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#26 30-08-2011 4:42pm

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Does it really matter if the Masseuse is Prostate, or Catholic!?

where's my coat?

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#27 30-08-2011 4:49pm

Eriu79

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I read prostitute...but this is much much worse

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#28 30-08-2011 4:49pm

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KTRIC wrote: »

I'm not going to google it but care to fill us in ?? (not literally)

Does the name not give it away a bit?

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