Best troll on Boards

I am not talking about the ...kill poor people ones, or the sterilise all lone parents type, but ones that you though were a little bit creative.

There an a slightly insane one on the oldwans 'n' oldfellas forum if you want to take a look.





yes there are old people on boards and they have there own forum.

Saila

legendary threads that way --> simples!

tallaghtmick

The snobby thread was quite good.

joshrogan

Keithm89's fake link post on the your best troll thread was the best I've seen that has been posted since I joined this forum.


EDIT:If you can't remember it NothingMan has posted an example

flutterflye

Everyone goes on and on and on and on about facekicker, but I don't really think that those posts were anything memorable or slightly funny to be honest.

Saila

joshrogan wrote: »

Keithm89's fake link post on the your best troll thread was the best I've seen that has been posted since I joined this forum.

as one post trolls go it was legendary!

NothingMan

This guy.

Saila

flutterflye wrote: »

Everyone goes on and on and on and on about facekicker, but I don't really think that those posts were anything memorable or slightly funny to be honest.

you had to be there

Killer Pigeon

NothingMan wrote: »

This guy.

http://www.jimmyalger.com/images/downhill/rage-face.jpg

Saila

NothingMan wrote: »

This guy.

ok people, how long can you last before mousing-over that

megaten

KeithAFC

Cill Dara Abu

This weirdo

Saila

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

http://www.jimmyalger.com/images/downhill/rage-face.jpg

sucker

Irish Guitarist

I like the one about where cats came from.

Acacia

The genuinely nutty religious ones, not posters who are just religious, but the ones that have actual batsh1t crazy ideas... I remember one on the A&A forum who tried to argue that dinosaurs didn't really exist or something like that, it was a trick played by God to test us... oh, he got hammered. Also, some Muslim wan ( or pretending to be) arguing that some passge of the Koran which said women should be beat with sticks by their husbands was perfectly acceptable and women needed to be kept in line in such a way... Jesus wept.

Some good laughs though to be had, in fairness.

stovelid

flutterflye wrote: »

Everyone goes on and on and on and on about facekicker, but I don't really think that those posts were anything memorable or slightly funny to be honest.

His reputation is a little like those emails and FB status for specious childhood nostalgia.

The ones about getting fuck all for Christmas, drinking from dirty hose pipes and being beaten unconscious by Christian Brothers.

Somebody originally peddled the lie for a laugh and the more it is spammed around, it achieves more and more of an aggressive consensus because nobody wants to break rank.

The King of Moo

This one:

http://eddieraysmoviereviews.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/troll-bank-gr1.jpeg

orourkeda

http://www.bestmemes.com/pix/18140679.jpg

Saila

there was a day or 2 a couple of weeks ago where there was a propper troll at work, the 'friend living in uk - mobile - and up yours to the phone company when they moved back home to Ireland' started it I think there were others from same guy. nice work.

mikemac

That nordie lad, owenc

Just a teenager from Coleraine and manages to wind up the history forum in no time

carlybabe1

The King of Moo wrote: »

This one:

http://eddieraysmoviereviews.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/troll-bank-gr1.jpeg

awwwwwww sooo cute

DazMarz

CHD from the Soccer forum. He's now site perma-banned because he was such a legendary keyboard ninja, die-hard Chelsea fan and general all around W.U.M. of the highest order. And the most frightening part of all of this? He's the exact same in real-life!!!:eek:

ejmaztec

mikemac wrote: »

That nordie lad, owenc

Just a teenager from Coleraine and manages to wind up the history forum in no time

But he doesn't seem to know that he's doing it.:eek:

Saila

us

D'Agger

DazMarz wrote: »

CHD from the Soccer forum. He's now site perma-banned because he was such a legendary keyboard ninja, die-hard Chelsea fan and general all around W.U.M. of the highest order. And the most frightening part of all of this? He's the exact same in real-life!!!:eek:

The Muppet is up there with him but CHDs the man

qz

The Madman. Without a shadow of a doubt.

Chapter 1



A man in a hat entered the room. He took off the hat. “It's you!” They all said. At the same time like a class speaking to a teacher. “Hahaha Hello gentleman”, the man in the hat said, putting the hat on the table. “And hello ladies he said. Turning to the ladies and lifting his hat politely. “Leave us alone Trent!” The women said. Perhaps it was because the were angry at him for something he had done in the past, a long, long time ago. Or perhaps it was because he was holding a gun at them! The gun came from nowhere. He had got it out of his pocket and now both bullets were aimed at the people.”Say your prayers!” The man said but one of the men grabbed the gun, knocking the table with the hat on it and some other things on the floor. A vase got broken. Now the gun was in the other hands and we would have to wait and see if it was the right hands.

rovert

me

Diabhal Beag

rovert wrote: »

me

You are definitely a troll. The MMA mods told me so.

chordtype

Clearly rovert.

Spacedog

Bubbles!

Or me in the Christianity board, apparently I'm a 'troublemaker' there. Of course, if there was a Garry Glitter board, I'd rip the piss there too.

entropi

Spacedog wrote: »

Bubbles!

Or me in the Christianity board, apparently I'm a 'troublemaker' there. Of course, if there was a Garry Glitter board, I'd rip the piss there too.

The sad thing, is that most of the people who will post in this thread were not around for Bubbles and his shenanigans

I wont name any trolls, they might somehow get called out and destroy Boards in one collective swipe of their mighty troll hands :pac:

rovert

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

You are definitely a troll. The MMA mods told me so.

Yeah I actually once said MMA has extensive roots in Pro Wrestling which is akin to denying the holocaust.

FetchTheGin

We'llallhavetea.

Teasing is the equivalent of trolling. :mad:

we'llallhavetea_old

FetchTheGin wrote: »

We'llallhavetea.

Teasing is the equivalent of trolling. :mad:

you must have missed out on my "fanny for everyone week"

tease me hole! :pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

tease me hole! :pac:

Okay.

we'llallhavetea_old

Amani Wide Bimbo wrote: »

Okay.

*backs up*

Gummy Panda

ilovesleep

Threads differ from recession to anal whoring.

GavRedKing

DazMarz wrote: »

CHD from the Soccer forum. He's now site perma-banned because he was such a legendary keyboard ninja, die-hard Chelsea fan and general all around W.U.M. of the highest order. And the most frightening part of all of this? He's the exact same in real-life!!!:eek:

:pac:

Any of the lads over on the SF or Chelsea Superthread will agree. Legend to the Chelsea fans and pest to the rest of Boards, great poster wether drunk or sober, although there was quite a few " late night " threads

Spread

mikemac wrote: »

That nordie lad, owenc

Just a teenager from Coleraine and manages to wind up the history forum in no time

You mean the one with acne on his chin? If he stopped sniffing glue he wouldn't be half as pathetic.

Turtwig

JC.

Saila

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

*backs up*

*rims*

thanks

Chips Lovell

Bubbles

CardBordWindow

Trolls on boards?

Never heard of em!

Krizdarkfall

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I like the one about where cats came from.

thanks, was good fun

Saila

Spacedog wrote: »

Bubbles!

Or me in the Christianity board, apparently I'm a 'troublemaker' there. Of course, if there was a Garry Glitter board, I'd rip the piss there too.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

The sad thing, is that most of the people who will post in this thread were not around for Bubbles and his shenanigans

I wont name any trolls, they might somehow get called out and destroy Boards in one collective swipe of their mighty troll hands :pac:

Vladimir Kurtains wrote: »

Bubbles

which one?, there's ten of them!

Krizdarkfall

Here is a link to a piece of my finest work
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056369921

Super-Rush

Sorry no speaky about other boardsies.