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fixing the country

  • 28-08-2011 12:33pm
    #1
    barone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,224 ✭✭✭


    There are about 400000 thousand people over 50 in the workforce. Pay them £1 million euro apiece severance pay with these stipulations:

    1) They leave their jobs. four hundred thousand job openings — unemployment fixed.

    2) They buy new cars. four hundred thousand cars ordered — auto industry fixed.

    3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage — housing crisis fixed.



    :)



















    already have my coat


Comments

  • #2
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    This was posted here about 400000 times, I,ll get my coat to ;-)


  • #3
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Shure, aren't we grand the way we are. *Whistles*


  • #4
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Tip Ex this, Blu Tak that... :D


  • #5
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    We don't manufacture cars.
    Why are we spending so much on bailing out the auto industry?


  • #6
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I think we should run an add campaign world wide.

    Something like "For as little as 1c you can sponsor a Paddy" If everyone in the world give us 1c, we would surely raise enough money to be free again.


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  • #7
    UseToBeFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭UseToBeFamous


    Simple solution.

    We just shoot the un-employed [EMAIL="'Bang@'"]'Bang'[/EMAIL]

    Line 2 or 3 up to same bullets!!!

    Hi


  • #8
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I will sell my DOD Buzz Box for five hundred Euro, then I'm pretty much fixed.


  • #9
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    *Alarm rings*

    Anyone else hear that?


  • #10
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    UseToBeFamous wrote: »
    Simple solution.

    We just shoot the un-employed [EMAIL="'Bang@'"]'Bang'[/EMAIL]

    Line 2 or 3 up to same bullets!!!

    Hi
    No we should kill the old people. Then we'll have plenty of jobs and less social welfare costs.


  • #11
    UseToBeFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭UseToBeFamous


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    No we should kill the old people. Then we'll have plenty of jobs and less social welfare costs.

    No!

    we need to kill

    * People on welfare
    * Old people
    * Politicians
    * Public sector workers

    Any one else thirsty for blood?


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  • #12
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    UseToBeFamous wrote: »
    No!

    we need to kill

    * People on welfare
    * Old people
    * Politicians
    * Public sector workers

    Any one else thirsty for blood?


    me.

    Banned. Re-reg.


  • #13
    Chips Ahoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 225 ✭✭Chips Ahoy


    if history has thought us anything (which it hasn't ) the answer is to print more money.

    I believe a certain German nation did the same in the 1930s and a few years later they were one of the most powerful nations on earth and feared by all.

    My logic is undeniable.


  • #14
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    me.

    Banned. Re-reg.

    :DThought that was funny :D:D


  • #15
    locked_out
    Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭locked_out


    Tax relief on mortgage debt. Why not try this first?


  • #16
    shannon_tek
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Ireland what a strange odd country that does not have a mind or a voice of its own. Its just one big tag along


  • #17
    paddyandy
    Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    A lot of new ways of spending money have arrived in this country and a lot of them are superficial with adds-on.The game of Golf is one example but there are many.It's not the cost of living that's the problem it's notions we get about "lifestyle"We're tyrannised by them.


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