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wtf?

  • 27-08-2011 11:11am
    #1
    stoneill
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    Overheard in Dublin, the lane way between Capel street and Church street where the fruit market is.

    Two skanger women meet their other skanger friend.

    Howya Mary, how's your teasions?

    Itchy as fúck, I have to get them creamed every day.

    Jasus - God love ya.

    Then they depart and carry on.

    That's Mary , She's got teasions, on her vagina.


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  • #2
    emeraldstar
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    WTF are teasions?


  • #3
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    emeraldstar wrote: »
    WTF are teasions?

    "Lesions" when said by someone with no teeth...


  • #4
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    [To bus driver] Heare love, do yah go to the shopping centre in Dundrum?

    [Bus driver] No, I do my shopping locally.............(deadly serious too)


  • #5
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    stoneill wrote: »
    Overheard in Dublin, the lane way between Capel street and Church street where the fruit market is.

    Two skanger women meet their other skanger friend.

    Howya Mary, how's your teasions?

    Itchy as fúck, I have to get them creamed every day.

    Jasus - God love ya.

    Then they depart and carry on.

    That's Mary , She's got teasions, on her vagina.
    fcuk her.What about the poor bastard that has to cream on her teasions every day.


  • #6
    ArmaniJeanss
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,761 ✭✭✭✭ArmaniJeanss


    Pics or... nah on second thoughts, don't.


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  • #7
    talla10
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    donvito99 wrote: »
    [To bus driver] Heare love, do yah go to the shopping centre in Dundrum?

    [Bus driver] No, I do my shopping locally.............(deadly serious too)

    Yeah i read Overheard in Dublin too


  • #8
    Tea_Bag
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    Johnny, le genta esta muy loca?


  • #9
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Hi Roddy Doyle.

    Your pseudo-proletarian vignettes are shite.


  • #10
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Skanger fanny discussion isnlt what you need to hear on a saturday morning


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