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kielmanator

so I'm 21 today. I'm starting drinking now, gonna get buckled tonight, gonna probably end up in a punch up, gonna get arrested, and

I'm gonna troll a paddywagon.

I'll be like woo woo woo, ne-naw ne-naw all the way to the cop shop.

Then blast them with piss when I get out.

The end.:D

4zn76tysfajdxp

Aren't you a bit old for all that?

Mr. Manager

Happy birthday Kiely!!

Jump on the xbox there and I'll sing ya a lovely birthday jingle :P

Have a good one dude, no doubt ya will!

dr.bollocko

Ladies and gentlemen. I give you our future President.

Mike 1972

Why do people still make such a deal about 21st birthdays given that the only thing it really confers on one in this day and age is the right to stand for parliament ?

Its not even a round number like say 20 or 25 !

Caraville

kielmanator wrote: »

so I'm 21 today. I'm starting drinking now, gonna get buckled tonight, gonna probably end up in a punch up, gonna get arrested, and

I'm gonna troll a paddywagon.

I'll be like woo woo woo, ne-naw ne-naw all the way to the cop shop.

Then blast them with piss when I get out. having to go home early and waking up with vomit on my pillow.

The end.:D

FYP

TheZohanS

kielmanator wrote: »

so I'm 21 today. I'm starting drinking now, gonna get buckled tonight, gonna probably end up in a punch up, gonna get arrested, and

I'm gonna troll a paddywagon.

I'll be like woo woo woo, ne-naw ne-naw all the way to the cop shop.

I'm gonna get hit over the head with a phonebook by the po-lice.

I'm gonna piss myself in the cell in my sleep.

I'm gonna sober up and ring my mammy crying to let me out.

I'm gonna have a criminal record and I won't be able to travel to Australia or the US.

The end.

FYP.

Larianne

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Why do people still make such a deal about 21st birthdays given that the only thing it really confers on one in this day and age is the right to stand for parliament ?

Its not even a round number like say 20 or 25 !

Oh, shut up ya old fart!

:pac:

kielmanator

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Why do people still make such a deal about 21st birthdays

cos it's the law innit!:D

Liam Byrne

kielmanator wrote: »

so I'm 21 today. I'm starting drinking now, gonna get buckled tonight, gonna probably end up in a punch up, gonna get arrested, and

I'm gonna troll a paddywagon.

I'll be like woo woo woo, ne-naw ne-naw all the way to the cop shop.

Then blast them with piss when I get out.

The end.:D

Obviously maturity and cop-on don't automatically arrive when you turn 21.

kielmanator

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Obviously maturity and cop-on don't automatically arrive when you turn 21.

Not a bit my man!;)

Mike 1972

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Obviously maturity and cop-on don't automatically arrive when you turn 21.

Are you surprised ?

For a lot of people I know I wouldnt count on it arriving before they hit 85 TBH.

TheZohan wrote: »

I'm gonna have a criminal record and I won't be able to travel to Australia or the US..

Why is it always assumed that everyone wants to travel to either of these places

Larianne

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Why is it always assumed that everyone wants to travel to either of these places

Coz it's what all the cool kids are doin', innit?

Mike 1972

Larianne wrote: »

Coz it's what all the cool kids are doin', innit?

Mon point exactament

stovelid

Do people celebrate reaching 21 months these days?

How odd.

TheZohanS

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Why is it always assumed that everyone wants to travel to either of these places

I didn't say anyone wanted to travel to either country, I merely pointed out that with a criminal record they wouldn't be able to. There is a difference you know.

Dman001

Brace Yourself!! All the 21st/Party Haters are already coming. You're only young once, go mad! Just don't do anything stupid.

stovelid

Dman001 wrote: »

Brace Yourself!! All the 21st/Party Haters are already coming. You're only young once, go mad! Just don't do anything stupid.

Oxymoron.

Note for 21 year olds: that's not the active ingredient of Clearasil.

Son Of A Vidic

kielmanator wrote: »

cos it's the law innit!:D

Ali G is that you?