Simon Cowell's Body To Be Cryogenically Frozen

jaffacakesyum

http://starlounge.ie.msn.com/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=158964446

Sh1t source I know but it popped up on my news feed on MSN. :pac:

So, ladies and gentlemen of AH, would you freeze your body in the hope of being brought back to life in a few hundred years time?

I probably would It would suck not having family and friends around but it would be cool to see the future and all that jazz!

rainbow kirby

Moved to AH.

hondasam

No need to wait til death, he has so much plastic surgery he is frozen.

KungPao

I want to be frozen now and defrosted when the X Factor has ceased to be.

-Trek-

Hell no, once is long enough to live.

My name is URL

Can I have sex with Sandra Bullock when I'm defrosted?

RichT

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

Simon Cowell's Body To Be Cryogenically Frozen

Soon I hope.

MetalDog

I would actually watch the X Factor if it showed him being encased in the Carbonite.

-Trek-

My name is URL wrote: »

Can I have sex with Sandra Bullock when I'm defrosted?

maybe, but first you must defeat the bleach blonde Wesley snipes.

amacca

My name is URL wrote: »

Can I have sex with Sandra Bullock when I'm defrosted?

yes...yes you may.


(mwa ha ha ha ha...as you failed to specify it we did not say she would be defrosted too!.......beware when you bargain with the lords of time!.........you will now be forced to have sex with a Sandra Bullock shaped ice cube until you like it or your knob drops off from frost bite!)

amacca

RichT wrote: »

Soon I hope.

I was rather hoping there was an addendum like

Simon Cowells body to be cryogenically frozen (while he is still conscious) and then smashed to pieces Terminator 2 style in the PPV event of September 2011!

light entertainment so often fails to deliver these days.

ejmaztec

amacca wrote: »

yes...yes you may.


(mwa ha ha ha ha...as you failed to specify it we did not say she would be defrosted too!.......beware when you bargain with the lords of time!.........you will now be forced to have sex with a Sandra Bullock shaped ice cube until you like it or your knob drops off from frost bite!)

It would be an even worse experience if she wasn't cryogenically frozen, and URL didn't get thawed out for a couple of hundred years.

Saila

not only are threads repeating but I think they are even worded in the same OP :eek: or else Ive entered a whole new different kind of deja vu

WindSock

amacca wrote: »

yes...yes you may.


(mwa ha ha ha ha...as you failed to specify it we did not say she would be defrosted too!.......beware when you bargain with the lords of time!.........you will now be forced to have sex with a Sandra Bullock shaped ice cube until you like it or your knob drops off from frost bite!)

Or exhumed!

Happiest of mungings to you!!!

jaffacakesyum

So far the majority wouldn't like to have their bodies frozen!

Do you guys think it'll actually be possible in the future to bring people back from the dead if they're frozen? Never really looked in to the science behind it

patwicklow

How is going to stay frozen when his soul is burning in the pits of hell..Along with all the other falsey plastic people,

Haelium

What will people from the future do when they realize that the only people preserved in cryogenic suspension are useless *****? Would YOU bother reviving a bunch of celebrities if you had the technology? Or would you use the resources to fund interplanetary exploration? I would choose the latter.

krudler

I'd do it if only its done the same way Han Solo is frozen in The Empire Strikes Back, then I could be hung on the wall grimacing until the missus defrosts me.

aligator_am

Maybe in the future the boffins will be able to measure cúntishness through DNA or something, and in fairness, he would be patient 0

strobe

Nah, if you did Jory would only end up regressing everything back to 1939 and there is never a can of Ubiq around when you need it. Sounds like a lot of hassle.

Earthhorse

My name is URL wrote: »

Can I have sex with Sandra Bullock when I'm defrosted?

Technology can only do so much, I'm afraid.