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Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp

  • 24-08-2011 9:22am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭


    For a change a witty title isn't needed!
    Posted: Aug 23, 2011 12:24 PM
    Updated: Aug 23, 2011 9:58 AM CDT

    TrafficNASHVILLE, Tenn. – Canisters of bull semen caused quite a scare on the on-ramp to Interstate 65 South Tuesday morning.

    The canisters fell off a Greyhound bus just after 5 a.m. as the bus traveled around the curve of the ramp just south of downtown Nashville.

    Fire and emergency crews were called to the scene amid reports of a foul odor.

    When they discovered four unmarked canisters with steam and an unpleasant odor coming from them, they shut down the on-ramp and called HAZMAT crews.

    Officials traced the containers to Greyhound after finding bus tickets on the ground. The bus did not know it lost its load and had continued on.

    Authorities called Greyhound, who, after speaking with the driver the bus, determined the canisters to be filled with straws of frozen sperm packed in liquid nitrogen.

    The load originated in Columbus, Ohio and was en route to a breeding facility in Laredo, Texas.

    Canisters like they ones strewn across the interstate typically carry between 300 and 400 straws, each containing one-milliliter of sperm.

    Depending on the bull the sperm came from, straws are worth between $18 and $50 each, according to experts. It's possible the load that fell off the bus Tuesday morning was worth as much as $80,000.

    Once the leaking canisters were deemed not harmful, they were moved to a grassy area next to the interstate.

    A local company was called to assist in the cleanup. The scene was cleared around 9 a.m.

    A Greyhound spokesperson said it's not uncommon that the bus was carrying bull sperm.

    In addition to transporting people, the also company transports cargo. The canisters were filled with liquid nitrogen and thus could only be transported by ground.

    Greyhound said the sperm was stored in a separate compartment below the bus and not near the belongings of passengers.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Musicman2006


    Something fishy going on there


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Ha. The bus lost its load.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Officials traced the containers to Greyhound after finding bus tickets on the ground. The bus did not know it lost its load and had continued on.

    You couldn't make it up.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Reminds me of that old joke:

    "What should you do if you see an elephant coming through the door?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 449 ✭✭Emiko


    mackg wrote: »
    You couldn't make it up.:D

    You could say the driver just bulled on.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Did cleaners grab the bulls by the horns?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,258 ✭✭✭swingking


    Come again ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Cum on guys.... This stories a load of bull!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Was it fate that made me see the "Situations Vacant Sticky" in a whole new light just after reading this ?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    that's a hard one to swallow


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭bellylint


    The truck 'shed a load' indeed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    The bus did not know it lost its load and had continued on.
    Makes a change from 'after he shed shot his load he continued on ' .


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,632 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    So a greyhound was full of bull semen? Wizards sleeve...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Cum on guys.... This stories a load of bull!


    Thanks for bolding the puns - we never would have figured them out otherwise....:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    Bull semen, is there anything it can't do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    Greyhound sheds it's load of bull semen.

    Jesus you couldn't make it up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,695 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I'd say the traffic couldn't mooooo-ve


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    bullsemenshit


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