How low would you go?

Doctor Doctor · 23-08-2011 8:11pm #1

I think that I have just hit rock bottom in lazyness . My dishwasher has broken and I have just eaten dinner using the dog's fork. It's not even a proper fork that had been allocated to dog food. This was bought from a pet shop. is a combined spoon/fork with a dog head on the handle. It was the only clean cutlery utensil left in the drawer.

Have you ever been ashamed at your own lazyness?

dirtypanties · 23-08-2011 8:15pm

Constantly.....as my name suggests.

retalivity · 23-08-2011 8:19pm

Ive peed in the kitchen sink before because it is marginally closer to me than the bathroom.

HazDanz · 23-08-2011 8:20pm

Doctor Doctor wrote: »

I think that I have just hit rock bottom in lazyness . My dishwasher has broken and I have just eaten dinner using the dog's fork. It's not even a proper fork that had been allocated to dog food. This was bought from a pet shop. is a combined spoon/fork with a dog head on the handle. It was the only clean cutlery utensil left in the drawer.

Have you ever been ashamed at your own lazyness?

A dog with such great paw dexterity. I've heard it all now.

Oh_Noes · 23-08-2011 8:22pm

What's the dog going to use to eat his dinner now?

RustyNut · 23-08-2011 8:22pm

Stoner thread

:pac:

Will someone please get me the cookies..

Badgermonkey · 23-08-2011 8:24pm

Doctor Doctor wrote: »

I think that I have just hit rock bottom in lazyness .

The lazy way to spell laziness.

SheFiend · 23-08-2011 8:25pm

Why did you buy a fork for the dog? :S

Ally Dick · 23-08-2011 8:28pm

Doctor Doctor wrote: »

Have you ever been ashamed at your own lazyness?

You're so lazy, you don't even bother to spell laziness right !

stovelid · 23-08-2011 8:31pm

Base.

brembo26 · 23-08-2011 8:31pm

In the bedroom and too lazy to go get an ashtray down stairs, flick ash in cup if available. If there is no cup, flick ash on floor and clean up sometime in the future when the motivation kicks in.

Doctor Doctor · 23-08-2011 8:33pm

Badgermonkey wrote: »

The lazy way to spell laziness.

OH the shame! Incorrect spelling = worse than eating from dog fork...:(

First my dignity, now my intellect. What will be next to go?

Doctor Doctor · 23-08-2011 8:37pm

.

stovelid · 23-08-2011 8:38pm

Doctor Doctor wrote: »

What will be next to go?

Bowels.

FatherLen · 23-08-2011 8:42pm

gimme a call, i got a bad case of lovin you!!!

kkdela6 · 23-08-2011 8:46pm

sometimes i would rather starve than go to the effort of preparing food

Stinicker · 23-08-2011 8:48pm

Now that you are using the dogs fork is it fair to say the dog died months ago as you were too lazy to feed him?

The Internet Explorer · 23-08-2011 8:50pm

The laziest th....... ah fuck it.

pragmatic1 · 23-08-2011 8:51pm

I got the taxi man to do shopping for me. Cost a fortune but my slackness trumps money. Ate takeaway every night for about two months. Got a taxi about 30 miles because I couldnt face the bus hungover.

I miss the celtic tiger.

stupidusername · 23-08-2011 8:51pm

sometimes i'm so lazy i don't want to get into bed.... when i'm already sitting on the bed.

Bipolar Joe · 23-08-2011 8:55pm

brembo26 wrote: »

In the bedroom and too lazy to go get an ashtray down stairs, flick ash in cup if available. If there is no cup, flick ash on floor and clean up sometime in the future when the motivation kicks in.

I've flicked ash into the palm of my hand and let it sit there for hours because I'm too lazy to walk to the window and throw it out. I just let the cigarette burn out and place it with the ash. Repeat as necessary.

The Internet Explorer · 23-08-2011 8:57pm

Sometimes when I sh*t myself, I don't bother changing my towel. I wear towels because all of my underwear is dirty.

stevejr · 23-08-2011 9:06pm

kkdela6 wrote: »

sometimes i would rather starve than go to the effort of preparing food

How are you still alive then?

Saila · 23-08-2011 9:06pm

is baz back on rte?

D'Agger · 23-08-2011 9:09pm

The Internet Explorer wrote: »

The laziest th....... ah fuck it.

You constantly encounter "Problems" and just give up whatever your doing don't you....I hate you....Díck! :mad:

Bipolar Joe · 23-08-2011 9:09pm

Saila wrote: »

is baz back on rte?

Jesus, let's hope not.

df1985 · 23-08-2011 9:15pm

I sometimes leave the milk in the porch in the mornings because im too lazy to walk back to the kitchen and put it in the fridge......sour milk for everyone.

Statistician · 23-08-2011 9:16pm

retalivity wrote: »

Ive peed in the kitchen sink before because it is marginally closer to me than the bathroom.

I've peed in my room. If it's just a small amount of pee, I can can just do it on the carpet, spread around a few patches. I don't do this too frequently in fairness.

B_Fanatic · 23-08-2011 9:29pm

Lowa than the flo. Assume that hasn't been said before.

Pissed in Carlow fountain before (That's right, I feel NO shame)

roughie · 23-08-2011 9:30pm

Guys, what is this thread all about? Is there anybody who hasn't been so lazy to read it?

Bipolar Joe · 23-08-2011 9:36pm

When you're lazy, you spend time on the Interbutts.

JimiWonderDoor 92 · 23-08-2011 9:37pm

Doctor Doctor you must Pull Yourself Together

Bipolar Joe · 23-08-2011 9:42pm

JimiWonderDoor 92 wrote: »

Doctor Doctor you must Pull Yourself Together

animan · 23-08-2011 9:42pm

Bathrooms too far away so **** in the bed and kick it out the end.

Not really

Chips Ahoy · 23-08-2011 9:50pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3lJwyQ_2Qg

damn song is stuck in my head now

JimiWonderDoor 92 · 23-08-2011 9:52pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Thanks.

I put a lot into this, but I get a lot back too

Big Nasty · 23-08-2011 9:55pm

JimiWonderDoor 92 wrote: »

Doctor Doctor you must Pull Yourself Together

Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning! :pac:

MugMugs · 23-08-2011 10:02pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning! :pac:

I used to pi$$ on the dogs pi$$ paper before school cos I couldn't be arsed going upstairs to the jacks.

Poor Dad.

the_monkey · 23-08-2011 10:05pm

Jack Russel

paddyandy · 23-08-2011 10:17pm

There are people that are often tired or weary or depressed or on medication .It's not necessarily laziness.It can look like it.How do we define GENUINE laziness.Can it be done?

Doctor Doctor · 25-08-2011 7:31pm

Statistician wrote: »

I've peed in my room. If it's just a small amount of pee, I can can just do it on the carpet, spread around a few patches. I don't do this too frequently in fairness.

What about the smell?:eek:

Stained Class · 25-08-2011 7:39pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning! :pac:

Folk round here won't remember the Thompson Twins & will be too lazy to find out about them. :pac:

Doctor Doctor · 25-08-2011 8:08pm

Stinicker wrote: »

Now that you are using the dogs fork is it fair to say the dog died months ago as you were too lazy to feed him?

No not fair to say at all. Dog perfectly cared for and has dishes washed each day.

J. Marston · 25-08-2011 8:17pm

A few nights ago, before I turned the PS3 on. I noticed the screen on my TV was a little dusty, so instead of going downstairs and getting a cloth to give it a quick wipe-down or even going into the bathroom to get some tissue (That leaves little specks on the screen anyway...), I took off my t-shirt and wiped the screen with it.

Fúcking shameful behaviour.

Stained Class · 25-08-2011 8:23pm

Too lazy to go to the shop for fags.

I'm now smoking butts from my car's ashtray.:eek:

How low would you go?

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