Whats the strangest thing you found in your bed?

py2006

I woke up this morning to find a long blond hair!! I have no idea how it got there and I wish it was for all the right reasons!

I used to wake up with scrapes across my chest after sleeping alone but that's probably something I should keep to myself!

Einhard

yore mother




i...i just couldn't resist it

Apanachi

A dead rat (thank you pussy cat!!!!)

smash

beat me to it Einhard

Emiko

A horses head.

Oh, how I screamed.

prinz

A total stranger...............and no, nothing had happened between us.

Apparently he was supposed to be crashing in my housemate's/his O.N. S's room. She assumed he'd left and gone off home and went to bed alone. He climbed into my bed assuming it was hers and fell asleep. I got home half cut a few hours later, didn't notice him in the dark and tried to hop into bed. Hilarity ensued.

tallaghtmick

I once got dressed in my sleep and jumped back into bed

py2006

Einhard wrote: »

yore mother

She died years ago!

mikom

A Cleveland steamer.

actuallylike

Maggie from Leitrim, she met me in D2 seemingly (don't remember ever being there to be honest). She robbed me of my last tenner saying she needed to get a taxi home then asked me where the nearest bus stop is :mad:.

DarkDusk

Emiko wrote: »

A horses head.

Oh, how I screamed.

****e, I was just about to post that!:rolleyes:

One of the best monents in the Godfather..:)

Emiko

DarkDusk wrote: »

****e, I was just about to post that!:rolleyes:

One of the best monents in the Godfather..:)

I beat you to it by a head.

tallaghtmick

Emiko wrote: »

I beat you to it by a head.

That was a mare of a joke:pac:

orourkeda

a sh1t

vomit

a woman

borderlinemeath

My OH found a mouse in his bed when he was a kid. Terrified of them ever since.

He's 6ft3 and built like a tank yet they still scare the bejeysus out of him.

Aglomerado

A Centipede. Jayzus. It still makes me cringe to think of it.

Also, when I was a kid, our pregnant cat climbed in my bedroom window and crept in under the covers with me. When I woke up she'd given birth to two kittens...

dan1895

A cat turd!

ballsymchugh

a mouse. unfortunately he was no match for the hurley.

mattjack

orourkeda wrote: »

a sh1t

vomit

a woman

at the same time ?

hatrickpatrick

One of my friends, KO'd, covered in yoghurt and shaving foam and holding one of my old teddy bears
Messiest free gaff ever

Karona

The weirdest insect I've ever seen..... it was disgusting and under my pillow. :eek:

zero19

A buddha statue

Biggins

Not me but a friend, woke to find gas cylinders in his bed.

Boulevardier

Nothing gets you going better in the morning than a specimen of Tegenaria domestica on your pillow.

For me it even beats a horse's head.

stephen_k

orourkeda wrote: »

a sh1t

vomit

a woman

Trying to reinact 2 Girls 1 cup again were we??

bijapos

A shotgun and a box of cartridges.

I was staying with my uncle and aunt for a week one summer when I was about 8, my grandfather owned the gun but was supposed to get rid of it for the week as my aunt hates them and didn't want it in the house with a child, so he figured the best place to leave it was in the bed in the back room (I normally slept in a different room).

So I went to bed, found the gun, and spent a while doing John Wayne impressions trying to wave the gun out the window etc (a shotgun is way too awkward for an 8 year old to handle properly). My uncle heard me making noise, came into the room, took the gun off me and I got a hefty bribe of ice cream and cidona the next day to keep schtum about it for the week.:)

--LOS--

a mouse crawling down my back I'm paranoid about it ever since

--Kaiser--

A sod of turf

Solnskaya

strangest thing in my bed is usually me, according to the missus. Especially if there's a full moon.

LeeHoffmann

my braces. a rock.

for years, a friend of mine had a weird habit of making mushy pea sandwiches and bringing them to bed with him when he was p1ssed. predictably he'd wake up the next morning with mushy peas stuck to his bare back. he doesn't even like mushy peas.

horseplay

A shopping trolley ..... Just weird

Zadkiel

A half eaten side of smoked salmon

cloneslad

Zadkiel wrote: »

A half eaten side of smoked salmon

You were sleeping with the fishes....kapish?!





I'll get my coat!:o