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  • 21-08-2011 11:43pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭


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    Its a wonder we survived at all *shakes head* :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Thats an outrage! I had to wait till I was 7 for my first taste of beer.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    When my mother was 18 (born 1910) she was told by the doctor to drink a bottle of Guinness every day for six weeks. This was because she was supposed to be run down. She passed on in 2000, so it can't have done her any harm.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Spread wrote: »
    When my mother was 18 (born 1910) she was told by the doctor to drink a bottle of Guinness every day for six weeks. This was because she was supposed to be run down. She passed on in 2000, so it can't have done her any harm.

    My mum was told to drink it to help build up her iron in her blood after having me, and my siblings. She still had to have the iron injections after me apparently and she called me a real pain in the A*** because of it. Bless her, it was an insult sheathed in love. She passed on in 2002, and it is me who loves Guinness now. (Especially the bottled Original) as it was the first stuff to get me drunk... I can't remember how old I was but not very. I don't think it did me or my mother any harm to be honest.


  • Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Bearhunter


    Spread wrote: »
    When my mother was 18 (born 1910) she was told by the doctor to drink a bottle of Guinness every day for six weeks. This was because she was supposed to be run down. She passed on in 2000, so it can't have done her any harm.

    My mother (slightly younger, but not much) got the same advice and she always said she absolutely hated it. Mind you, that hasn't stopped her having it very day since and still she claims to A) hate it; and B) not be a drinker.
    Mind you, this was the same woman who rubbed whiskey on my gums when I was teething...


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Bearhunter wrote: »
    Mind you, this was the same woman who rubbed whiskey on my gums when I was teething...
    I got brandy.
    I remember inventing a toothache (at the age of 10) and getting a glass of rum to hold over my tooth. I could swear my mum really thought I was going to spit it out.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭mariaalice


    I walked two miles to school when I was 4 and my 'minder' was 6!!, ( she lived over the lane from us and she had to bring me and her sister to school when we started ) that was just the way it was, today that would be considered some sort of neglect.

    My other half grew up in Wales, the nearest catholic school was two bus rides away and from the age of 4 he did the journey by himself, again at the time no one though anything of it, yet today people would be up in arm at letting a 4 year old get two buses by themselves.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,113 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    My dad had a motorbike and sidecar. Occasionally my mum would ride in the sidecar with my small sister, and I would ride pillion - at age 7 ish - and it never even occurred to anyone that a helmet might be a good idea. I loved it!

    I wouldn't really recommend it but still...


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭policarp


    Whole milk straight from the cow. No pasteurisation or homoginisation(sp).
    Nowadays it is illegal to sell whole milk AFAIK, and all we're getting is milky water. Bring back the good old days when you could have a nice splash of creamy milk on your porridge in the morning. . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Gosh ya :) I remember going to Mrs Dxxxxx for the milk. I had a little enamel bucket with a handle. (Probably explains my obsession with collectimg enamel ware now :eek:)

    Remember real country butter? :)

    EDIT: Water from the well at my nana's,was literally from the well. No pump. Down with the bucket,out came water!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Gosh ya :) I remember going to Mrs Dxxxxx for the milk. I had a little enamel bucket with a handle. (Probably explains my obsession with collectimg enamel ware now :eek:)

    Remember real country butter? :)

    EDIT: Water from the well at my nana's,was literally from the well. No pump. Down with the bucket,out came water!

    That sounds a hard life. (Simple and to my mind sort of idyllic too)

    I remember the huge 'range' in the back room at my gran's place. All black with red quarry tiles on it. Heavy oven doors that closed with a satisfying clunk. Huge brass fender that I had a close encounter with, (The bang on the head must have done some damage LOL) it had leather cushiony bits in places that as a kid were just right to sit on in the warmth of the fire. Gran had a toasting fork that she used to use to do crumpets for me as a treat. She could also swing it round really fast to impact on me arse if I was playing up.:D

    Happy, if somewhat painful, times.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭policarp


    Didn't Guinness supply maternity hospitals with free "snipe" bottles of stout in the good old days. They were smaller than a half pint bottle and a little more potent than normal stout IIRC.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Remember when could get a beer after donating blood in Pelican House?

    Actually, remember when you could donate blood? It's been years since I gave my last pint. Apparently I haz the 'Mad Cow' because I lived in the UK for a few years.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Back in the day when my Da was a cool biker, myself and my mother would be carted round in the sidecar.

    Baby Beruthiel, biker chick:

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  • Registered Users Posts: 422 ✭✭Nonmonotonic




  • Registered Users Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


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    A spoon of this cured everything....

    Also used as motor oil....

    I've bile in my mouth thinkin about it now...


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


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    Well they have it in a new bottle now, but I remember as a kid being asked:
    "Have you been yet?"

    If the answer was no you got a dose of this stuff. I will never taste it again, thank heaven. It was like swallowing liquid slime. Actually that is exactly what it was.

    And for the times that you really needed the opposite:
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  • Registered Users Posts: 45,847 ✭✭✭✭muffler


    The mother made us drink "beat eggs" twice a week. Consisted of a raw egg in a mug of milk and whisked up. Feckin terrible it was.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭odds_on


    policarp wrote: »
    Didn't Guinness supply maternity hospitals with free "snipe" bottles of stout in the good old days. They were smaller than a half pint bottle and a little more potent than normal stout IIRC.

    When I was about 7 (early 1950s), the doctor recommended a "snipe" (one third of a pint, I think) of Guinness a day as I was excessively thin - like a rake really, and shooting upwards quickly!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭policarp


    odds_on wrote: »
    When I was about 7 (early 1950s), the doctor recommended a "snipe" (one third of a pint, I think) of Guinness a day as I was excessively thin - like a rake really, and shooting upwards quickly!
    Lots of children in my generation were given milk stout, for what reason I can't remember. Someone told me it was to prevent boils, but the main reason was an iron enriched tonic for nursing mothers, so it's no wonder I have a fondness for the "Blonde in the Black Dress".
    Diferent times...
    Did it help you in any way?


  • Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Bearhunter


    chucken1 wrote: »

    EDIT: Water from the well at my nana's,was literally from the well. No pump. Down with the bucket,out came water!

    I remember a similar arrangement at my aunt Statia's. (Oddly enough I was talking to someone recently about getting well water and this person was extolling the virtues of well water, especially if it had frogs in the well. She couldn't get her head around it when I asked her did the frogs get out to go to the toilet....)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Bearhunter wrote: »
    I remember a similar arrangement at my aunt Statia's. (Oddly enough I was talking to someone recently about getting well water and this person was extolling the virtues of well water, especially if it had frogs in the well. She couldn't get her head around it when I asked her did the frogs get out to go to the toilet....)

    Suddenly I have the urge to gag:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Bearhunter


    And without wishing to dwell too much on loo, we had an outdoor toilet in my early years and that was certainly character-building. You didn't linger on a snowy night....


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Bearhunter wrote: »
    And without wishing to dwell too much on loo, we had an outdoor toilet in my early years and that was certainly character-building. You didn't linger on a snowy night....

    My dad did in the terrible winter of 1963. He fell asleep bless him.

    Still laugh about it now. Poor old sod had his legs fall asleep and his bum stick to the loo seat. The candle burned out and he was left in pitch dark. Aww blees him, his roar was heard halfway into the next county as he woke up.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Bearhunter wrote: »
    And without wishing to dwell too much on loo, we had an outdoor toilet in my early years and that was certainly character-building. You didn't linger on a snowy night....

    Having been a child of the tenements from the 50's I was used to shared toilet facilities which didn't do me any harm, but when I went to visit my prospective in-laws for the first time on their farm, and when I asked where the toilet was, I was handed a po in a bedroom! :eek: It didn't do them any harm, but it nearly was the end of me!!:o


  • Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Bearhunter


    "I was handed a po in a bedroom!"

    Ah, the dreaded Guzunder...because it guzunder the bed. Not to be left by the side of the bed for fear of unpleasant early-morning foot baths. When I think of all that modern technology has wrought, I take my hat off and salute those involved with the development of reliable indoor plumbing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    No, Bearhunter, it wasn't a Guzunder - it was a commode!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    No, Bearhunter, it wasn't a Guzunder - it was a commode!!!

    If you got a commode under the bed you were sleeping a long way off the floor:pac:
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  • Registered Users Posts: 45,847 ✭✭✭✭muffler


    Bearhunter wrote: »
    "I was handed a po in a bedroom!"
    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    No, Bearhunter, it wasn't a Guzunder - it was a commode!!!
    Rubecula wrote: »
    If you got a commode under the bed you were sleeping a long way off the floor:pac:

    It has to be said........it was a piss pot :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Actually it should be said that it was somewhat of a collector's item, wooden chair type thing, very nice piece of furniture, I just didn't cop it until the seat was lifted up and the 'facility' was lifted out and handed to me:D Still, things have moved on now and it doesn't exist anymore more's the pity, it might be worth something now. It looked a bit like this one:

    http://www.antiques-atlas.com/antiques/antique-furniture/armchairs-occasional-chairs/Commode_Chair.php


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    When I was living with my gran, she had one like that. I used to keep my toys in it LOL:)


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