Wedding Tomorrow

mkdon05

Well I get married in the morning. Last night of freedom and Im watching celebrity Hustle. Its depressing me a little.
So AH what should I be doing with my last night of freedom.
All the fapping has been done, i blasted the toilet with piss, My Ma will not be done. I know its a cool story bro.

cherryghost

Sounds like you shouldn't get married tbh.

Logical Fallacy

Where is the best man?

I thought it was his job to try and tempt you with gay sex one last time before you commit to the hetero lifestyle?

mikemac

Clearly the answer is spend this evening trying to get your future mother in law into bed

Cill Dara Abu

Stag?

LETHAL LADY

Good luck on your forthcoming nuptials. Are you depressed about getting married or watching celebrity hussle?

mkdon05

mikemac wrote: »

Clearly the answer is spend this evening trying to get your future mother in law into bed

Jesus that made me gag worse than 2 girls 1 cup.

Temptamperu

I say you should hit the boozer, buy a bag of drugs, let the night drift into madness and then wake up late for wedding tomorrow.

stovelid

Leave a key out for your fiancée. She's lost hers here somewhere.

mkdon05

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Good luck on your forthcoming nuptials. Are you depressed about getting married or watching celebrity hussle?

watching Hustle, im bored outta my tree and im hungover.
Thanks btw.

mkdon05

stovelid wrote: »

Leave a key out for your fiancée. She's lost hers here somewhere.

not familiar with pre wedding day rituals eh!!:D

D1stant

Pints. Quiet refelection on your loved one. Smugness setting in. Whiskey. Exuberation. Strip club. Drunken exuberation. Pointless advances towards sex with a stranger.

Get up tomorrow, repeat until death. :D:D




















Or just change the channel

TheZohanS

R.I.P.

El Weirdo

You could have an argument on the internet.

MK Dons are not a real football club.

deathrider

Cocaine? Hookers? With a side of cocaine and hookers, and a glass of cocaine and hookers to wash it down with?

Killer Pigeon

It's not too late to book a flight. Just don't turn up. It'll be gas.

Afterward write here about the ensuing events. It'll generate so many thread views.

BTW, does your soon to be wife/husband know you're on boards.ie?

mkdon05

El Weirdo wrote: »

You could have an argument on the internet.

MK Dons are not a real football club.

Id agree with ya. AFC all the way.

AgileMyth

El Weirdo wrote: »

You could have an argument on the internet.

MK Dons are not a real football club.

Don't think anyone could argue with that.

Swampy

Watch Hustler instead of Hustle.

DoneDL

I think that nerves are kicking in, what would you like to be doing tomorrow night, then decide.











or not

Panty_thief

go out and chat up as many wimminz as possible.
especially the ones way out of your league.
last chance for it, you might see some interesting results, you cant lose as youre not in it for real (i hope), maybe make bets with mates.


(maybe let ur missus know youll just be messin...or not)
(you know just in case she catches ya)

Ghandee

Get some Rodeo practice in for tomorrow night!

Rodeo as in the Rodeo position, first night with the new wife, you start doggy style, tell her, her sisters much better in bed.....

Then see how long you can hold on for!

Yeehaaaa!

pow wow

Demand pics or GTFO from all the hot chicks that frequent AH.

Or just watch the telly. Good luck for tomorrow and foreverrrrrr.

GoldFour4

Go to Vegas with your future brother in law and two best friends. Nothing could possibly go wrong .....