Surgeon makes man lose his head!

cursai

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/08/18/2011-08-18_man_sues_doctor_for_amputating_his_penis_in_what_was_supposed_to_be_a_routine_ci.html

He took a lot off.

My name is URL

What a schmuck

Ricardo G

At least he won't have to worry about getting boners in public

chin_grin

Full story.

When Philip Seaton woke up after surgery in 2007, it was too late - make that way, way too late - to seek a second opinion.

The Kentucky man was in court Thursday, suing his doctor for amputating his penis during what was scheduled as a routine circumcision to relieve inflammation.

Seaton and his wife Deborah are seeking unspecified damages from Dr. John Patterson to compensate the couple for "loss of service, love and affection."

Jury selection in the case began Thursday, with the ponytailed plaintiff seated alongside his attorney.

An attorney for Patterson said the Louisville doctor had to remove Seaton's penis after discovering cancer during the surgery.

But the lawsuit contends that even if Patterson did find cancer during the Oct. 19, 2007, procedure, it was a non-emergency situation - and Seaton never had a chance to consider other options.

"It didn't have to happen that way," he said in 2008, when the lawsuit was filed.

His attorney, Kevin George, said in a pre-trial hearing that the case is simple: Whether jurors find Patterson's decision was "a necessary part of the surgery."

Defense attorney Clay Robinson maintains the doctor "had no reasonable option" other than removing the cancer - and the penis.

The Seatons have already reached an undisclosed settlement with Jewish Hospital, where the surgery was done.

lmcshane@nydailynews.com



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galwayrush

Did he get the sack?

amdublin

Tldr

Something surged in to a man's head

Calibos

I'd be pretty pissed off with the Doctor too. The Doctor really deshafted him!

Cill Dara Abu

Surgein????

W.Shakes-Beer

Does he have to remove a cork now when he wants a slash?

Chuck Stone

I actually felt little quivers of pseudo-pain in my knob.

msg11

That man won't be taking the piss out of him again...

cursai

Throw the guy a bone. He got his Mickey amputated!

Calibos

Without any way to direct it, how is he going to be able to..................Blast anyone with Piss??

Badgermonkey

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Surgein????

Now rendered physically impossible

cursai

chin_grin wrote: »

Full story.

COOL you just opened the link and copied and pasted.

cursai

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Surgein????

If you use your mental powers and substitute the I for an o you'll get the correct spelling. Just a matter of deduction my dear Watson.

castletownman

He's not gonna like that. He must be going nuts

cocoshovel

cursai wrote: »

COOL you just opened the link and copied and pasted.

Good thing he did. Because I wouldn't have read it otherwise.

cursai

cocoshovel wrote: »

Good thing he did. Because I wouldn't have read it otherwise.

That. Sir. Would have been your loss!

mackg

Can you have a gun in Kentucky? That surgeon better move far away if that guy loses the case maybe even if he wins it.

Cillian13

Thats a balls. I wonder did he get to take it home in a jar after the surgery. Nothing wrong with a home made strap-on

Tea_Bag

cursai wrote: »

COOL you just opened the link and copied and pasted.

some of us are on mobile phones with limited bandwidth so prefer not to go to sites full of flash etc content.

your e-peen seems massive. will I get the address for the Jewish hospital?

BULLER

Hmmm... No penis or chance of cancer spreading and killing me? Thats a hard one...
It's stupendously ironic that he's trying to sue a person who might very well have just saved his pathetic life.





(no puns in any of the above text....)

AnonoBoy

How fast can cancer spread?

Surely 24 hours wouldn't have made that much of a difference? Enough time to wake him up and tell him what was going on and let the man himself decide before he removed his wang.

Stinicker

Relax folks he'll be fine after the doctor performs a strapadicktome

hatrickpatrick

Nothing - I repeat, nothing non urgent emergency should ever be done without the patient's consent. NOTHING.

policarp

He wasn't decapitated.
He was decockitated. . .

Killer Pigeon

"loss of service, love and affection."

Saila

:eek:

Im fairly sure cancer doesnt spread to your bellend

but then again Im not an oncologist
the foreskin is snipped on the bellend, so
the two dont make sense, my bull**** detector is making noise

Bipolar Joe

I think you can get cancer anywhere on your body. Apart from hair and nails, so on. Teeth? Don't think you can get tooth cancer. You can get bone cancer, so maybe you can. Aren't bones and nails made from more or less the same thing? Maybe you can get nail cancer.

im invisible

BULLER wrote: »

Hmmm... No penis or chance of cancer spreading and killing me? Thats a hard one...
It's stupendously ironic that he's trying to sue a person who might very well have just saved his pathetic life.

(no puns in any of the above text....)

i found one...

jill_valentine

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Aren't bones and nails made from more or less the same thing? Maybe you can get nail cancer.

No, bones and nails are different stuff. Nails aren't living tissue, so you can't get nail cancer, although you can get a kind of melanoma in the nail bed beneath.