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Most 'tactful' thing anyone's ever said to you?

  • 18-08-2011 10:33pm
    #1
    fro9etb8j5qsl2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭


    My extremely nice elderly landlord came along today with a plumber to fix my washing machine while I was at work. I later received the following text from him- 'washing machine is fixed. There was a blockage in the pipe caused by a small black item. Please be more careful in future'. Right, thinks mrspostman, ready to launch into a bollicking at OH for leaving screws/plastic/general whatnots in his pockets.... Arrived home to find a very lacy very shredded very little thong sitting atop the machine.... Just as well I wasn't there hanging over the machine drinking tea with them.... :o


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  • #2
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Plumber underneath the sink in the work jacks. The only thing I could think to say was "Jays you're very limber aren't ya........." <silence.....promptly walks out>. Not tactful, just funny.


  • #3
    Dammo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 330 ✭✭Dammo


    "No, it's fine, honestly........."


  • #4
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Why are you wearing cheese wire thongs MrPostie Sir?


  • #5
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Why are you wearing cheese wire thongs MrPostie Sir?

    Read the username again, ;)


  • #6
    wolf moon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭wolf moon


    Trying to get rid of me and my mate: "Alright lads, so I'm not holding you..."


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  • #7
    fro9etb8j5qsl2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭fro9etb8j5qsl2


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Why are you wearing cheese wire thongs MrPostie Sir?

    Hmmmm I guess he's delivering your promise then!!


  • #8
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    My sincerest apologies Mrspostman Ma'am.


  • #9
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    If only I knew what a tactful thing was when it was said to me. ahh.


  • #10
    fro9etb8j5qsl2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭fro9etb8j5qsl2


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    My sincerest apologies Mrspostman Ma'am.

    Hahaha I can only imagine the mental imagery that was going through you head ya dirty fecker!! :D:D


  • #11
    inkwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭inkwell


    Averi Alive Gunrunner wrote: »
    My extremely nice elderly landlord >

    Can we swap landlords please?


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  • #12
    GY A1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭GY A1


    what about bing told you were interfiering with the equipment :eek:
    not tactful :P


  • #13
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "Your tact is full Sir."


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