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Would you use donated sperm?

  • 18-08-2011 3:20pm
    #1
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭


    Hypothetical story

    "So cant produce kids of our own but lets go into town later to the sperm bank and see what on the menu..........hmmm look at this one, banker, owns BMW, natural blonde hair blue eyes, his dad was an astronaut, law abiding, no history of cancer or homosexual tendencies, mother herself had 420 kids so yeah really good genes, ill take a cup of the cream of this young guy to go please'


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  • #2
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Thread needs poll or to be locked.

    I'm easy either way


  • #3
    WinstonOno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 189 ✭✭WinstonOno


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    Hypothetical story

    "So cant produce kids of our own but lets go into town later to the sperm bank and see what on the menu..........hmmm look at this one, banker, owns BMW, natural blonde hair blue eyes, his dad was an astronaut, law abiding, no history of cancer or homosexual tendencies, mother herself had 420 kids so yeah really good genes, ill take a cup of the cream of this young guy to go please'
    great story, thanks for this


  • #4
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    Hypothetical story

    "So cant produce kids of our own but lets go into town later to the sperm bank and see what on the menu..........hmmm look at this one, banker, owns BMW, natural blonde hair blue eyes, his dad was an astronaut, law abiding, no history of cancer or homosexual tendencies, mother herself had 420 kids so yeah really good genes, ill take a cup of the cream of this young guy to go please'

    :eek:


  • #5
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Well if I was out of milk and I already made the tea........


  • #6
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Would I get to insert it with a turkey baster? If so, I'm in.


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  • #7
    FatherLen
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    do you think homosexuality is genetic?


  • #8
    cursai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,915 ✭✭✭cursai


    Sloppy seconds!


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Yeah, it's great for your skin.


  • #10
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    FatherLen wrote: »
    do you think homosexuality is genetic?


    Didn't you read the report this morning?? It's confirmed, the gay is transmitted through sperm and handshakes.


  • #11
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Cereal Rapist wrote: »
    Didn't you read the report this morning?? It's confirmed, the gay is transmitted through sperm and handshakes.

    handshakes. duurteh!


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  • #12
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    FatherLen wrote: »
    do you think homosexuality is genetic?

    no its a state of mind man


  • #13
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    Hypothetical story

    "So cant produce kids of our own but lets go into town later to the sperm bank and see what on the menu..........hmmm look at this one, banker, owns BMW, natural blonde hair blue eyes, his dad was an astronaut, law abiding, no history of cancer or homosexual tendencies, mother herself had 420 kids so yeah really good genes, ill take a cup of the cream of this young guy to go please'

    A banker who is a wanker, what a surprise!


  • #14
    MetalDog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC045-LNCi0


  • #15
    amacachi
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    It'd make for a good episode of Maury.


  • #16
    Ray Palmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,513 ✭✭✭Ray Palmer


    FatherLen wrote: »
    do you think homosexuality is genetic?
    There is actually a lot of research to suggest it could actually be a genetic trait. While some people think how could this be possible considering the numerous "forced" marriages over time it is possible.


  • #17
    EvesBlogg
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 29 ✭EvesBlogg


    what kind of man donates sperm anyway?
    Hmm, I am bored today, I think I'll go jack off and donate some sperm so that people can have and raise my kids with it, who I will never know!! No way, they must be weirdos, with weirdo genes - that you wouldnt want in your family :)


  • #18
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    EvesBlogg wrote: »
    what kind of man donates sperm anyway?
    Hmm, I am bored today, I think I'll go jack off and donate some sperm so that people can have and raise my kids with it, who I will never know!! No way, they must be weirdos, with weirdo genes - that you wouldnt want in your family :)

    fairly sure it doesnt work like that otherwise I would be thinking of doing it


  • #19
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Cereal Rapist wrote: »
    Didn't you read the report this morning?? It's confirmed, the gay is transmitted through sperm and handshakes.

    So if I fu*k a guy but I pull out I'm safe?


  • #20
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    as what

    mouthwash? butter icing? to clean the windows?

    a definite no


    to father a child if I was unable to?

    yes


  • #21
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    mackg wrote: »
    So if I fu*k a guy but I pull out I'm safe?
    As long as balls don't touch you should be okay.


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