Teen who has never 'shifted' or 'met' anyone - PLEASE HELP!

markmullins123

Hi Guys, I'm a friget. I have never 'shifted' , 'met' or 'got with' anyone. I don't know what to do with my tongue... Any advice? I'm fairly stuck as have no older brothers or sisters and would be very embarrassing to have to ask friends so can't. PLEASE HELP!

phasers

I'm fairly stuck as have no older brothers or sisters

Then practice with your Ma.

Napper Hawkins

Orourkeda can field this one I think.

Jaafa

I'm gona go ahead and call troll.

tallaghtmick

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Hellm0

Make Hecatomb to the great and mighty god Apollo, then bathe yourself in sacred oils(scented with cheap Lynx body spray)

A fortnight hence from doing the above and ye problem shall be solved.

is a friget like a midget

Maple

What on earth is a friget? Some sort of unique household appliance?

Mods, do not even think about moving this to PI.

Mr. Manager

Surely this belongs in PI?

You'll have to wade through the several smart arse posts before getting a somewhat sensible one.

LollieB

Just don't do a washing machine type motion or turtle d*ck tongue. yuk.

mackg

Personal issues forum bro, this was the WRONG place to ask. Hope it works out for ya though:)

stupidusername

Whats with all the trolls lately. They're not even good

phasers

If this is to be moved anywhere surely it's the Thunderdome?

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markmullins123 wrote: »

Hi Guys, I'm a friget. I have never 'shifted' , 'met' or 'got with' anyone. I don't know what to do with my tongue... Any advice? I'm fairly stuck as have no older brothers or sisters and would be very embarrassing to have to ask friends so can't. PLEASE HELP!

Don't trun the tongue right into her mouth, just meet it in the middle...

...Is what I've been told repeatedly

joshrogan

Don't stop till you hit the tonsil and make sure you give them a firm squeeze on the buttock for good measure.

Sprrratt

Nobody uses their tongue anymore, the secret is to rub your teeth off hers as much as possible. Also if you are feeling really brave start tickling her in the middle of it.

foxinsox

Ah.. AH be nice!

Friget is a new word to me.. so I've learnt something new today!
I know what frigid means, but have heard rumours of this new word

My advice to you is that it just will happen naturally when it is meant to.

If you get all stressed about making your move it won't help you.

Maybe youtube has some hints about kissing etc.. or play spin the bottle??

Best of luck

wild_cat

Do you know any groups of girls?

Back in my day one of us would usually shift someone who'd never been shifted before just to get it over and done with for them. Kinda sound in a ****ed up way.

Just kissing mind.

RHunce

Not losing your friginity is not the end of the world.

Sky King

Drink alcohol. That's what we all do.

KeithM89_old

Maple wrote: »

Mods, do not even think about moving this to PI.

Aww


OP, just stick it in and wobble it about.
Or google it.
Or watch some softcore porn.

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