If you had unlimited money, what good things would you do?

Samich

I'd create these massive pumps, and pump water from the ocean to areas where there is drought, where there is no clean water, filter it so people can drink.

The ground would be able to grow crops, no one struggling for water or food.

Also the water level would fall marginally

A few world problems sorted. :cool:

chin_grin

Coke and hookers for ALL!

stovelid

Hippy.

Mickeroo

Unlimited money? Would that not somehow destroy the world economy by making money useless?

Tesco Massacre

Probably just put it into a low-yield savings account.

Havermeyer

Samich wrote: »

I'd create these massive pumps, and pump water from the ocean to areas where there is drought, where there is no clean water, filter it so people can drink.

The ground would be able to grow crops, no one struggling for water or food.

Also the water level would fall marginally

A few world problems sorted. :cool:

Seems like you'd be better off with an unlimited amount of water OP.

magick

Why would i want to do good things?

mackg

I'd pay off everyone in Ireland's mortgage than buy them a pint.

Samich

Mickeroo wrote: »

Unlimited money? Would that not somehow destroy the world economy by making money useless?

Let's just say you inherited a quazillion sterling.

mikemac

You can stay in Ireland OP and watch that, the Dubs trying to steal the water from the Shannon
Happy to flood Westmeath for a reservoir instead of fixing their own pipes

It's our water Bull, ours

the_syco

I'd build a castle, employ scientists, rocket engineers, etc, and build rockets, sending people on missions of space exploration.

I'd throw Patrick Stewart onto one of them, dressed in Trekkie uniform, on the off-chance that some alien caught one of his shows :P

Mickeroo

Samich wrote: »

Let's just say you inherited a quazillion sterling.

Oh well then! I guess I'd rid the third world of national debt, then I would just go and enjoy myself.

Thatnastyboy

I'd create a device to destroy your massive pumps.

because I'd be sound like that.

Chuck Stone

An assassin who specialises in bankers, property specualtors, and politicians.

Then... whatever... have an all Island party to celebrate the assassinations.

And then I'd do good stuff like buy everyone fur coats and gold plated fiat puntos and that kinda thing.

mikemac

Buy boards from DeVore and put manners on a few of ye :mad:

Mickeroo

Hang on a minute, who am I kidding, if I had that much money I'd probably end up killing myself trying to be Batman.

Agent Smith

katy perry

Taco Corp

Agent Smith wrote: »

katy perry

And build myself a death star.

Saila

stitch it together, open a bog roll factory, bail it and sell....oh and buy the US and sell it to the chinese......oh wait.

demakinz

Samich wrote: »

I'd create these massive pumps, and pump water from the ocean to areas where there is drought, where there is no clean water, filter it so people can drink.

The ground would be able to grow crops, no one struggling for water or food.

Also the water level would fall marginally

A few world problems sorted. :cool:

Would the salt water from the ocean not make the soil useless to grow anything?

Zen65

Samich wrote: »

If you had unlimited money, what good things would you do?

Burn the money, so the world's economy would not collapse (further).

But obviously use heat recovery and carbon capture technology to avoid any global warming.


(removes tongue from cheek)


Be at peace,


Z

Mickeroo

demakinz wrote: »

Would the salt water from the ocean not make the soil useless to grow anything?

It would basically have the same devastating results of a scheme by some crazed super-villain. Actually maybe he should go ahead with it so I can use my new found wealth to stop him by being Batman

Saila

samich: taking the "what would you do if you won the lotto?" question from when you were 10 to a whole new league

Samich

Zen65 wrote: »

Burn the money, so the world's economy would not collapse (further).

But obviously use heat recovery and carbon capture technology to avoid any global warming.


(removes tongue from cheek)


Be at peace,


Z

Why not just create a device to create cold air

Samich

Mickeroo wrote: »

It would basically have the same devastating results of a scheme by some crazed super-villain. Actually maybe he should go ahead with it so I can use my new found wealth to stop him by being Batman

ok, I'll put it some filters too to you know....filter it :cool:

Monty Burnz

Settle the score with those pesky kids who stopped me getting away with it all the other times.

Sonics2k

Have fully working, fitted and perfect working order Iron Man outfit made.

I'm a nerd at heart. Problem?

Zen65

Samich wrote: »

Why not just create a device to create cold air

or pay for you to do a course in thermodynamics?



Z

Tony10

I'd spend lots on research and figure out some of life's wonders like:-

How they get the figs into fig-rolls.
If Vogue from Fade street is a man or woman.
What are the ingredients of big mac sauce.
Why the chicken originally crossed the road.
what actually DID come first-chicken or egg.

Then i'd go for a pint.

Sonics2k

Tony10 wrote: »

what actually DID come first-chicken or egg.

Then i'd go for a pint.

Dinosaur's laid eggs.

You owe me a couple of billion, pay up buddy.

Mickeroo

Samich wrote: »

ok, I'll put it some filters too to you know....filter it :cool:

Well that's alright I suppose.

mackg

Tony10 wrote: »

I'd spend lots on research and figure out some of life's wonders like:-

How they get the figs into fig-rolls.
If Vogue from Fade street is a man or woman.
What are the ingredients of big mac sauce.
Why the chicken originally crossed the road.
what actually DID come first-chicken or egg.

Then i'd go for a pint.

Isn't that just 1000 island salad dressing?

Mickeroo

mackg wrote: »

Isn't that just 1000 island salad dressing?

Hell no! You thinking of Marie-Rose sauce?

breadmonster

id buy up all the ad space on tv and newspapers and say look at me im minted then id create a lotto game where everyone wins

Red Hand

If you had unlimited money, then you could give everyone in the world unlimited money? The joys of infinity...

Samich

Zen65 wrote: »

or pay for you to do a course in thermodynamics?



Z

I found a thing on stumbleupon about the earths natural cooling mathod actually :P And they made a structure which works the same way, it's a pressure exchanger I think, the hot air at the top is made to rush down the tube and it cools the air :cool:

Sonics2k

Infinite money!

And apples...

johnmcdnl

pay to have all these dry feckers that come into this thread and moan that it'd ruin the world economy if you had "unlimited money" removed from boards.ie

god dammit this is after hours where your supposed to just want to spend your money on coke hookers and general things that can help kill the catholic church and such

Mickeroo

johnmcdnl wrote: »

pay to have all these dry feckers that come into this thread and moan that it'd ruin the world economy if you had "unlimited money" removed from boards.ie

I wasn't being dry I was being a smart arse. Sounds like proper AH behaviour to me :pac:

Zen65

Samich wrote: »

I found a thing on stumbleupon about the earths natural cooling mathod actually :P And they made a structure which works the same way, it's a pressure exchanger I think, the hot air at the top is made to rush down the tube and it cools the air :cool:

.... still obeys the laws of thermodynamics though.

Honestly, if I had the (infinite) money, i'd send you to college!!



Z

Zen65

johnmcdnl wrote: »

god dammit this is after hours where your supposed to just want to spend your money on coke hookers and general things that can help kill the catholic church and such

If raping 8-year-old boys didn't kill the Catholic Church, I hardly think coke and a few hookers would. With enough coke, and enough hookers, it might even become popular again.

Be at peace,


Z

mackg

Mickeroo wrote: »

Hell no! You thinking of Marie-Rose sauce?

I heard that somewhere, can't ven remember where now.

Blazer

the_syco wrote: »

I'd throw Patrick Stewart onto one of them, dressed in Trekkie uniform, on the off-chance that some alien caught one of his shows :P

That would be a great movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN59YdoIevA