In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

Messi2

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

And God said, Let there be light: and, there was light.

So inspiring.

Enjoy your day.

amacca

Messi2 wrote: »

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

And God said, Let there be light: and, there was light.

So inspiring.

Enjoy your day.

which pill did you take?

TheZohanS

Messi2 wrote: »

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

And God said, Let there be light: and, there was light.

So inspiring.

Enjoy your day.

Lol.

FatherLen

oh god no

Temptamperu

Wrong, in the beginning was the big bang followed by rapid expansion from the gloop that was the universe at the time came the first basic structures like helium as protons kept getting added more and more matter began to form into nebulas which began to form stars and around those stars formed planets and on those planets formed life.
Then that life evolved into humans and it suddenly couldnt control the young with strenght so it bound them in chains of religion to which they are still bonded.

Joey the lips

ffs :rolleyes:

The King of Moo

On which day did he create the trolls?

BBDBB

Show us another miracle Oh Lord

EuropeanSon

And then his servants raped children, and he didn't punish them.

True story.

Messi2

Temptamperu wrote: »

Wrong, in the beginning was the big bang followed by rapid expansion from the gloop that was the universe at the time came the first basic structures like helium as protons kept getting added more and more matter began to form into nebulas which began to form stars and around those stars formed planets and on those planets formed life.
Then that life evolved into humans and it suddenly couldnt control the young with strenght so it bound them in chains of religion to which they are still bonded.

Why hasn't the bang happened again then?
God created us. God created the world. He will now let us live in happiness.

dirtypanties

enjoy your cult troll:D

Ghandee

I'm calling bull shït on this.

Met Jesus today at Newlands cross, he said in the beginning he fapped, THEN said let their be light!

jackie1974

Messi2 wrote: »

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And God said, Let there be light: and, there was light. So impossible.
Enjoy your day.

FYP

pragmatic1

I poop sometimes.

Capt'n Midnight

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.

20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.

24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.

26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.

27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.

28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.

29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.

31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.

FatherLen

Temptamperu wrote: »

Wrong, in the beginning was the big bang followed by rapid expansion from the gloop that was the universe at the time came the first basic structures like helium as protons kept getting added more and more matter began to form into nebulas which began to form stars and around those stars formed planets and on those planets formed life.
Then that life evolved into humans and it suddenly couldnt control the young with strenght so it bound them in chains of religion to which they are still bonded.

#1 rule of the internet: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!

Captain Chaos

Messi2 wrote: »

Why hasn't the bang happened again then?

That's like asking why you can't be born again. Little cop, yeah.

toxicity234

amacca wrote: »

which pill did you take?

the blue one.....:)

Mickeroo

*Whistling nonchalantly* Ah Crap

amacca

The King of Moo wrote: »

On which day did he create the trolls?

and yea he created the internet forum and he saw that it was good

but within that paradise the seeds of its own destruction were also sown.....the proto-trolls......who would in time become the actual Trolls that now yearn for an opportunity to destroy us all as they tempt us from the path of righteousness with false visions of ridicule and over the top epic failing

I shall walk through the valley of the shadow of trolls and my heart shall feel no fear....

Mr Benevolent

Messi2 wrote: »

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

And God said, Let there be shite: and, there was shite.

So inspiring.

You're right there.

dr.bollocko

OP Go rent some christian rock DVDs and play em on your big ass widescreen TV.

You continue to post crap like this and I'll go ahead and ban you for a good long while.

Bit like purgatory.

God may be on your side but he doesn't have a say in how AH is moderated.