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Little Jack

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  • 15-08-2011 11:01am
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    Tauriel
    Registered Users Posts: 30,390 ✭✭✭✭


    3 year old Jacks parents were after seperating and this week he was staying at his mothers house.

    Little Jack and his mother were having a bath together when he asked

    "Mommy, where's your willy?"

    To which his mother replied "Mommy doesn't have a willy, darling...... but she has more balls than daddy"

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    Politicans and nappies have one thing in common.

    They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

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    Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.

    Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up


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