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Smurfs

  • 15-08-2011 2:44am
    #1
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,851 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Just what are the little blue bastards hiding? Why are they always so happy except for the one guy who's always pissed? Why are they blue? What kind of height measurement is 3 apples high? Shouldn't there be more than one woman in the whole village? Why is there only natural predator an elderly man and his cat? What's up with the obviously homosexual one? Are they communiosts? Why is the only one who wears a color other than white their leader?


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  • #2
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    Why are they happy? Have you SEEN Smurfette? Hubba Hubba!


  • #3
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    It's because smurfing everybody and not always wanting smurf in return make people smurf. You humans could smurf a lot from Smurfs.


  • #4
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Smurfarific. I think that they want not need know how why they always are blue.


  • #5
    BogMonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭BogMonkey


    Lifes not easy for a blue man
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq8C0GknwAM


  • #6
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    There was only boy smurfs until Gargamel created Smurfette in attempt to lure boy smurfs into trap. Does that mean Gargamel is the creator therefor "god" to smurfs or is he "devil" enticing smurf boys with curvy Smurfette? Therefore representing temptation.There was a movie that I vaguely remember seeing involved quest for magic flute. Which one was homosexual ? I remember one that was in love with himself...I saw a giant smurf at a birthday party once. He had the white pants and stocking like hat but I don't recall a shirt just a vest. He was blue. He was scary.


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  • #7
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,851 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Vanity who wore a flower in his hat and always carried a mirror was obviously a closeted homosexual. Smurfunists no doubt frown on such things


  • #8
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    well again with the sexual population imbalance

    they we're all male at one point

    Smurf it changed sexes


  • #9
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I hear that when a smurf sneezes in the Amazon, it will cause a __________ in __________.


  • #10
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,851 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    MugMugs wrote: »
    Why are they happy? Have you SEEN Smurfette? Hubba Hubba!
    Fine, now why is Grouchy always in a bad mood? Did he lose his smurfhood in the great Smurf-Snork wars?


  • #11
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Is this the movie with katy perry?

    Wreck her I would.


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