Got caught looking at......

hatrickpatrick

Happens too. Arguably more embarrassing, but less risky?
EDIT: If Dr. Bollocko locks this one, would it be pushing things if I made a "getting caught looking at bollocks" thread? :P

MagicMarker

ok

El Weirdo

I'll say it again:

This place has gone to fuck.

W.Shakes-Beer

Yeah, fúcking owls, with their 180 degree heads. Owls arses.

Micky Dolenz

I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave.

No more body part threads please, or Dr.B will get angry. you won't like him when he is angry.

tallaghtmick

Porn,have you ever got caught looking at porn?if so how.


note to mods:this is clearly and totally different from the arse/boobs thread :pac:

Vicxas

*dr Bollocko looms*

Cant say that i have,


Had a few danger **** in my time tho.

Biggins

No, the wife don't mind me looking at it.

tallaghtmick

I was never caught but left a mag lying around and my bro found it......I also never seen it again the thieving cnut:mad:.

HUNK

The dr will see you shortly






Always Clear History. ALWAYS

ElleEm

Biggins wrote: »

No, the wife don't mind me looking at it.

My partner knows I watch porn too, but it's super embarrassing when they catch you in the act.

I went to bed early the other night, and got a bit bored so thought I'd engage in some self love. My boyfriend came up a while later and ended up sitting on the bed to chat... then he found my vibrator under the duvet!!!

It's nice to have a sneaky go every now and then but still embarrassing when you get caught!

stupidusername

think at home i was watching something on tv, and my brother walked in. it probably should've been the other way around.

Temptamperu

My brother walked in on me having an oul Tom Hank once... i was mortifid

BBDBB

yes


very embarrassing


not as embarrassing as for the other library users at the time of course:o

CardBordWindow

Was nearly caught on my PC. Heard the mother coming down the hall and scrambled to the power button in time!

tallaghtmick

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Was nearly caught on my PC. Heard the mother coming down the hall and scrambled to the power button in time!

I hope you pulled up your jocks in time....

UrbanSea

Farting.
Bullocko this is different to the other threads :P

We were having this discussion at work the other day. Work could be totally dead,but as soon as you fart,a customer walks in straight by you. Cringe.

What's the most embarassing/inappropriate times you were caught farting?

The priest once farted at Mass when I was younger. It echoed in the silent church,arguably the funniest thing I ever saw.

chin_grin

AH has really gone to pot hasn't it?

UrbanSea

ElleEm wrote: »

My partner knows I watch porn too, but it's super embarrassing when they catch you in the act.

I went to bed early the other night, and got a bit bored so thought I'd engage in some self love. My boyfriend came up a while later and ended up sitting on the bed to chat... then he found my vibrator under the duvet!!!

It's nice to have a sneaky go every now and then but still embarrassing when you get caught!

You're a girl?

WIN

UrbanSea

Gone to **** you could say.

orangebud

who has the pot?

admiralofthefleet

mother of god

Samich

This is the same as the other thread? You're fooling no one. Should we all relocate to somewhere else?

antodeco

The flavour of my farts tonight is spicey potato.

FetchTheGin

ElleEm wrote: »

My partner knows I watch porn too, but it's super embarrassing when they catch you in the act.

I went to bed early the other night, and got a bit bored so thought I'd engage in some self love. My boyfriend came up a while later and ended up sitting on the bed to chat... then he found my vibrator under the duvet!!!

It's nice to have a sneaky go every now and then but still embarrassing when you get caught!

I'd say you got punished for that...

dr.bollocko

Not a fan of the ole parody threads.
FWIW the original thread was deleted. Don't really want to see that kind of lame flirty crap ruin AH.