Snots

starbelgrade

Do you just pick 'em & flick 'em, do you stick 'em to the underside of pieces of furniture?

Do you ever have a chew on them, or do you ever save them up - roll 'em into a ball shape until they reach the size of a football, then go outside & play keepy-uppys with them?

Snots.. What do you do with them?

-Kenny-

Collect snots?

staker

You're on yer own here Ted!:eek:

wanna game of keepy ups?

starbelgrade

-Kenny- wrote: »

Collect snots?

Yeah. So you can do stuff with them, like create minature people & buildings and then re-inact historic scenes like the London riots.

Onesimus

What about an option for the person who does all of them?

starbelgrade

Onesimus wrote: »

What about an option for the person who does all of them?

I should have made it multi choice.

Poll fail.

sh1tstirrer

starbelgrade wrote: »

roll 'em into a ball shape until they reach the size of a football, then go outside & play keepy-uppys with them?

The all Ireland snotball final :eek::eek:

starbelgrade

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

The all Ireland snotball final :eek::eek:

Gives a new meaning to the "Boys in Green".

dagdha

The ones that it feels like you've pulled it from the back of your brain are the best. You really are filled with a sense of enormous welbeing after dislodgeing one of those bad boys. Aggghhhh!

Kojak

Anyone ever swallow their snots?

Adyx

What's Snots?

Saila

IF no ones around and I snort..it ends up in my mouth, soooooo I then MIGHT roll it around a bit, and then decide nah I dont like the texture and bin it, or keep rolling if it feels nice :eek:

I know I am speaking for loads, but yiz are too snotty about it to admit it!

Professional Griefer

Adyx wrote: »

What's Snots?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0S1VmlHb0Y

previous user

sometimes I like to flick them at my dog to see if I can blind him.
when i'm outside I usually do a dustmans blow.

sonic85

if consumed what do they taste like? caviar? or something a bit more bland..........chicken maybe?

Bipolar Joe

I blow my nose, but when there's one of those sons of bitches that just won't come out I gotta root about inside my head to deposit it on the tissue.

Samich

The ones that collect for a few days and go hard while in the nose then slide out easily are the best. I'm sick.

Da Shins Kelly

I regret clicking on this, it's making me feel kinda sick.

Sharpshooter

Snot for AHs, moved to the Nest.

Sarky

I use mine as lube. ^_^

TeddyTedson

Not for TCN either, flick it somewhere else.

later12

When I was a young fellow, ooh about seven or eight I shouldn't wonder, I sat next to a very dirty, grubby boy in school who used to taunt me with his snots, or look in my direction blow little bubbles with his dripping, snotty nose.
It got so bad that I used to have nightmares about his snots. I used to dream they were all gathered in a big risotto bowl and he was sitting down to eat them with a huge ladle. Many's the night I woke up almost wretching.

Needless to say it took years of therapy and a coke addiction to get over this trauma. But to this day I have a massive aversion to snots. I never touch the things. First, I blow my nose - give it a good blow out. Then I scrunch up the tissue, make a little point, and shove that up there to clean the excess. I find that's more productive than anything else.

Don't get me started on the handkerchief.